[Tell It Right]

Maybe he got tired of her telling him to quit choking his chicken. (Tasteless, I know)

[Responsibility2nd]

I hope he didn’t choke her. If he’s sick enough to kidnap a chicken, then he’s sick.....

oh you figure it out.

[RandallFlagg]

A certain line from a certain movie directed by a certain Zombie spoken by Ken Foree comes to mind.

[ClearCase_guy]

After all that excitement, I bet Polly wanted a cracker.

[Responsibility2nd]

He allegedly screamed, “I’ve got Polly” several times before running away – chicken in hand.

I've done a lot of things in my life, but I've never run away with someone else's chicken in my hand.

[Responsibility2nd]

He can be heard yelling, “Don’t hurt my chicken!” as a deputy quickly reassures him, “I won’t hurt your chicken.”

Gee. If I had a dollar for every time I've also yelled “Don’t hurt my chicken!”....

[SaveFerris]

And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken 🐔!

[Sacajaweau]

And the police now chase after chicken?? How stupid is that.

[rellic]

Having lived in WA state for over 22 years,
I can really see this happening in Port Orchard.
I lived in North Bend, kept a sailboat in
Bremerton and the one place I stayed out of was Port Orchard.
Favorite Marina in the state, all things being equal?
John Wayne Marina in Sequim.
but watch the tides!

[ladyjane]

It is very common for ex-boyfriends to kidnap and hurt the pets of their former partners. How do I know this? I once found a lost cat. I called local vets and put up notices. I received at least 5 calls from women whose exes had kidnapped their pets and wouldn’t return them. One told the woman he had dropped the pet in a bad part of the city. Others said they had done other kinds of harm to them.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Sheesh. Let sleeping hens lay.

[lee martell]

No chickens were plucked, boiled, fried or fricasseed in pursuit of this criminal.

[frank ballenger]

Back when chicken jokes were the rage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hhpHGj6wls

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Good thing it was just her chicken that he grabbed. Imagine the press coverage if he grabbed her pussy!

(Yes, I know. Truly tasteless.)

[KarlInOhio]

I saw the video. I couldn’t tell if he was drunk, stoned or just crazy.

[tumblindice]

First they came for the chickens, and I did not speak out—because I was not a hen. · Then they came for the

[eyedigress]

I once looked at old records of people in TN state prisons.

Chicken Thief would get you 364 days of labor.

[Savage Beast]

Good! Nobody likes a chicken thief.

BTW, did the chicken identify as a parrot perchance?

[Tom Tetroxide]

Was Larry Bird involved in this in any way?

[Clay Moore]

Wow, the yokes just write themselves.