[Uncle Miltie]

Now I’ve had some bad dates, but …

[Flaming Conservative]

Ummm, I kinda think we’re only getting part of the story...

[Uncle Miltie]

Obligatory Laz Alert!

[stevio]

Ok, that’s kind of kinky.

[Macho MAGA Man]

Kinky 😜

[xp38]

The crazies....they’re out there

[blueunicorn6]

I wonder what you order after you choke someone?

Pulled pork?

[changeitback440]

what’s a tinder date?

[Libloather]

High scores on the matrix.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

She allegedly pulled out a knife and tried to choke her Tinder date before ordering DoorDash.

I was going to make a "you're not you when you are hungry" joke but after reading the entire thing I just feel sad and angry.

Please people, please. Stop this jumping into bed with strangers thing. It does not end well. The weird part is that if a co-worker asked to crash at your place you would probably say no. Which is smart. But then you go and do this kind of stuff, which is dumb. Just stop it.

Hope she gets twenty to life and hope he smartens up.

[BenLurkin]

“found it odd, but consented to it.”

https://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/flagup.wav

[Responsibility2nd]

“She tightened the belt for another 20 seconds, once more making it difficult to breath. When she took it off, she checked [the victim’s] neck for a pulse.”

All I see here is some kinky sex. Did the guy forget the safe word?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Play Misty for Me

[Responsibility2nd]

[Responsibility2nd]

Holey Moley.

Maybe he wanted to play connect the dots on her face.

[Repeal The 17th]

I do not believe this story, because
if you have your wrists and ankles duct-taped together,
you are not able to get up off the sofa
and go to the bedroom.
(don’t ask how I know this)

[Leaning Right]

This reminds of the time I used Tinder to meet up with a woman who claimed to be in an “open marriage”. What a huge mistake that was!

Here she is, yelling at my front door.

No, I didn’t open the screen door.
Yes, I ran and hid in my fortified safe room for three days.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“She allegedly pulled out a knife and tried to choke her Tinder date before ordering DoorDash.”

Girlfriend?!? You apply the choke-hold AFTER he has paid for the delivered meal!

Yeesh! Do I have to teach the younger generation EVERYTHING?

*SMIRK*

[willk]

Hang down your head Lauren Marie Dooley, hang down your head...

[dynachrome]

Online dating can be fun.

“Colorado Springs Police Department officers were dispatched to E Cache La Poudre Street outside of Colorado Springs”

““Upon our arrival, residents at the apartment advised there was a naked male in the parking lot that needed help,” the affidavit states. “Officers located [the victim] who was naked and appeared to be bleeding from a laceration on his left arm.