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Federal Judge Appoints Himself President
The Bee ^ | March 14, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 03/14/2025 9:54:40 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.

"There's nothing we can do," said legal experts. "He's a federal judge."

Sources confirmed that Judge Mortimer Dithers of the Northern District of California granted himself all the powers of the executive branch in an emergency move to stop Trump. "Last night, the Constitution appeared to me in a dream and told me to do this," said Judge Dithers. "You can't argue with that. Also, my word is on this is law because I'm a federal judge."

President Judge Dithers has already issued several executive actions, including orders for Tesla to stop making cars, Elon Musk to punch himself in the face, and Trump to not move his head next time someone shoots at him. "This is the bidding of your new leader," said Judge Dithers. "So let it be done, by the order of your new Federal Judge President."

Trump later responded to the ruling on Truth Social by accusing the judge of "looking like a potato."

At publishing time, Judge Dithers had been unseated as President by a higher court judge who declared himself President instead.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: altpresidentdithers; altpresidentjudge; altpresidentmortimer; babylonbee; judgewatch; mortimerdithers; ndcalifornia; notsatire; satire; thenewsupremecourt
The Game of Musical Judges!
1 posted on 03/14/2025 9:54:40 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

I wouldn’t be surprised if some commie federal judge attempted this.


2 posted on 03/14/2025 9:58:15 AM PDT by Signalman (When your enemy is digging himself a hole, don't take away his shovel.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Weaponized judges are the death throes of the globalist world order.

The terrorism against Musk/Tesla will fail too.

Their next and final chance will be false flag events, like some guy wearing a MAGA hat walking into a black church with an “assault rifle” and mowing down dozens of people.

Then comes the press drumming up Saint George “Fentanyl” Floyd style riots.


3 posted on 03/14/2025 10:04:53 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats do not object to government corruption, as long as they get a cut of the loot.)
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To: Navy Patriot

We can always geld the bass turds.


4 posted on 03/14/2025 10:11:49 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The commie pig, Ellissa Bumpkin, says Americans brains are not fully developed. She can KMA.)
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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee does NOT print facts nevertheless it seems to ALWAYS get a handle on the TRUTH.


5 posted on 03/14/2025 10:13:40 AM PDT by Biblebelter
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To: Signalman

They’re acting like it.


6 posted on 03/14/2025 10:25:27 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: metmom

“They’re acting like it.”

Only because Trump is letting them.


7 posted on 03/14/2025 10:33:10 AM PDT by chuckb87
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To: Navy Patriot

“The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.”

Is this Bee fiction or actually happening? I believe the Judicial Branch is actually trying to usurp the power from the Executive Branch. Of course Congre$$ and the Supreme Clowns of the US are too busy sitting on their thumbs to stop it.


8 posted on 03/14/2025 10:42:19 AM PDT by antidemoncrat ( )
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To: All
I found his Facebook page.


9 posted on 03/14/2025 10:50:44 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Whoever said "out of sight, out of mind" never had a snake disappear in their bedroom.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Another gem from the Bee.


10 posted on 03/14/2025 11:21:03 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: Navy Patriot

They got away with that stuff in Brazil, but not here.


11 posted on 03/14/2025 11:24:27 AM PDT by ez ("Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton)
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To: Navy Patriot

AOC to the supreme court!

Let’s get another Dred Scott / Roe quality decision!

The lies latina.


12 posted on 03/14/2025 11:26:46 AM PDT by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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To: Navy Patriot; Signalman; E. Pluribus Unum; FlingWingFlyer; metmom; chuckb87; antidemoncrat

At some point, like that 5 to 4 decision against, Trump should say he will not comply, because the court has usurped the legitimate authority of the executive branch, and he must defend the Presidency.


13 posted on 03/14/2025 11:42:59 AM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: Navy Patriot

Judge Dithers had been unseated as President by a higher court judge who declared himself President instead.

It may be the bee but the facts remain in the judges ego wars.


14 posted on 03/14/2025 12:00:25 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Navy Patriot

Everything Trump is “wInNinG!” is being overturned. So he is LOSING. More importantly, WE are LOSING. My tagline needs to come true soon, or we will all circle the drain. We have ENOUGH evidence to suspend the Constitution and CRUSH these bastards once and for all. From Epstein, to Kennedy, to the spying, to the lying, to Jan 6th. to Fast and Furious, to selling out to the Chinese, to traitors in CONgress/the military/the bureaucracy/corporations, to the illegal invasion, to Joe Biden’s autopen, to the enemy media...We need to DESTROY them. From TOP DOWN to BOTTOM UP, as Van Jones says. NOW!


15 posted on 03/14/2025 12:51:10 PM PDT by Captainpaintball (America needs a Conservative DICTATOR if it hopes to survive. )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Weaponized judges are the death throes of the globalist world order.

I Agree.

The terrorism against Musk/Tesla will fail too.

I also Agree.

Their next and final chance will be false flag events, like some guy wearing a MAGA hat walking into a black church with an “assault rifle” and mowing down dozens of people.

The two Prog Marxist Democrat Assassins that the Democrats-Deep Swamp Groomed to Assassinate President Trump, proves they have already tried that tactic and failed.

Then comes the press drumming up Saint George “Fentanyl” Floyd style riots.

I believe a new try for BLM/Antifa Murder, Arson, Looting and Rioting will come out differently, next time.

16 posted on 03/14/2025 4:12:00 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: antidemoncrat

The Bee simply prints tomorrow’s real news today.


17 posted on 03/14/2025 4:13:22 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

I’m In!!


18 posted on 03/14/2025 4:13:56 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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