Posted on 03/14/2025 9:54:40 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.
"There's nothing we can do," said legal experts. "He's a federal judge."
Sources confirmed that Judge Mortimer Dithers of the Northern District of California granted himself all the powers of the executive branch in an emergency move to stop Trump. "Last night, the Constitution appeared to me in a dream and told me to do this," said Judge Dithers. "You can't argue with that. Also, my word is on this is law because I'm a federal judge."
President Judge Dithers has already issued several executive actions, including orders for Tesla to stop making cars, Elon Musk to punch himself in the face, and Trump to not move his head next time someone shoots at him. "This is the bidding of your new leader," said Judge Dithers. "So let it be done, by the order of your new Federal Judge President."
Trump later responded to the ruling on Truth Social by accusing the judge of "looking like a potato."
At publishing time, Judge Dithers had been unseated as President by a higher court judge who declared himself President instead.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if some commie federal judge attempted this.
Weaponized judges are the death throes of the globalist world order.
The terrorism against Musk/Tesla will fail too.
Their next and final chance will be false flag events, like some guy wearing a MAGA hat walking into a black church with an “assault rifle” and mowing down dozens of people.
Then comes the press drumming up Saint George “Fentanyl” Floyd style riots.
We can always geld the bass turds.
The Bee does NOT print facts nevertheless it seems to ALWAYS get a handle on the TRUTH.
They’re acting like it.
“They’re acting like it.”
Only because Trump is letting them.
“The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.”
Is this Bee fiction or actually happening? I believe the Judicial Branch is actually trying to usurp the power from the Executive Branch. Of course Congre$$ and the Supreme Clowns of the US are too busy sitting on their thumbs to stop it.
Another gem from the Bee.
They got away with that stuff in Brazil, but not here.
AOC to the supreme court!
Let’s get another Dred Scott / Roe quality decision!
The lies latina.
At some point, like that 5 to 4 decision against, Trump should say he will not comply, because the court has usurped the legitimate authority of the executive branch, and he must defend the Presidency.
Judge Dithers had been unseated as President by a higher court judge who declared himself President instead.
It may be the bee but the facts remain in the judges ego wars.
Everything Trump is “wInNinG!” is being overturned. So he is LOSING. More importantly, WE are LOSING. My tagline needs to come true soon, or we will all circle the drain. We have ENOUGH evidence to suspend the Constitution and CRUSH these bastards once and for all. From Epstein, to Kennedy, to the spying, to the lying, to Jan 6th. to Fast and Furious, to selling out to the Chinese, to traitors in CONgress/the military/the bureaucracy/corporations, to the illegal invasion, to Joe Biden’s autopen, to the enemy media...We need to DESTROY them. From TOP DOWN to BOTTOM UP, as Van Jones says. NOW!
I Agree.
The terrorism against Musk/Tesla will fail too.
I also Agree.
Their next and final chance will be false flag events, like some guy wearing a MAGA hat walking into a black church with an “assault rifle” and mowing down dozens of people.
The two Prog Marxist Democrat Assassins that the Democrats-Deep Swamp Groomed to Assassinate President Trump, proves they have already tried that tactic and failed.
Then comes the press drumming up Saint George “Fentanyl” Floyd style riots.
I believe a new try for BLM/Antifa Murder, Arson, Looting and Rioting will come out differently, next time.
The Bee simply prints tomorrow’s real news today.
I’m In!!
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