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Hamas Gets Biden-Appointed Judge To Overturn Trump’s Order To Release Hostages
BabylonBee.com ^ | 2-11-2025 | Bee Staff

Posted on 02/11/2025 11:14:15 AM PST by servo1969

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump's attempt to solve the long-running hostage situation between Israel and Hamas hit an obstacle today, as Hamas convinced a Biden-appointed federal judge to overturn Trump's order to release their hostages.

On Monday, Trump issued a stern ultimatum to Hamas to release all remaining hostages by noon on Saturday or face dire consequences, but sources confirmed that Hamas leaders obtained a ruling from a judge appointed by the previous administration to effectively tie Trump's hands.

"The President of the United States has no legal right to do anything, ever," said Judge Gregory Chandler. "The Constitution simply does not contain any provisions that allow the president to act in any way to do anything. I hereby declare President Trump's order for Hamas to release its hostages unconstitutional and void. Hamas may continue to keep innocent people captive and treat them however they choose without consequence. I have spoken!"

Legal experts confirmed that Trump was now powerless. "Federal judges are the supreme authority in the United States and, dare I say, the world," said Harvard Law Professor Bertram Westfield. "People often mistakenly believe that the United States is ruled by three branches of government — executive, legislative, and judicial — with checks and balances for each. In reality, however, federal judges have the power to declare whatever they want and wield omnipotent power over all elected officials and the Constitution itself. This is just reality."

At publishing time, former President Joe Biden issued a statement praising Judge Chandler for holding firm to his commitment to preserving the right for federal judges to act willy-nilly and prevent the government from functioning.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylon; babylonbee; executivepower; hamas; judge; judiciary; satire; separationofpowers

1 posted on 02/11/2025 11:14:15 AM PST by servo1969
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
Babylon Bee.

2 posted on 02/11/2025 11:16:09 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: servo1969

You got me! My blood was starting to boil for a minute, there.


3 posted on 02/11/2025 11:19:22 AM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: SunkenCiv

I thought that the “Bee” was supposed to be satire?


4 posted on 02/11/2025 11:20:47 AM PST by sjmjax
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To: servo1969
After the ruling was issued, celebratory gunfire shot out all the lights in the courtroom ceiling.

-PJ

5 posted on 02/11/2025 11:21:28 AM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: SunkenCiv

Got me!! Thought it was true because it could happen lol.


6 posted on 02/11/2025 11:23:28 AM PST by Reddy (BO stinks)
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To: servo1969

No kidding.
Why don’t these tyrants simply declare the constitution illegal?
You know they secretly want to.


7 posted on 02/11/2025 11:24:31 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
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To: sjmjax

Same. We are almost there.


8 posted on 02/11/2025 11:24:36 AM PST by madison10 (Great. Stupid judges got me stress eating again )
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To: Flaming Conservative
That is going to happen often, because in this day and age (demoncrap) ridiculousness is so woven into reality.

MAGA requires taking any and all power away from this cancer ASAP.

9 posted on 02/11/2025 11:25:54 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Time to throw them out of the Temple...again)
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To: servo1969

Don’t tell me. The Biden “judge” is a former fieldworker who moonlighted as a stripper from Haiti.


10 posted on 02/11/2025 11:33:46 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (The trouble with illegal aliens is that their own crappy countries don't even want them there.)
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To: servo1969
WOW First time in a long time the Bee stung me bad -- I read the headline and expected it had actually happened.

Thank God it was only satire!

(... for now. Tomorrow is another day!)

11 posted on 02/11/2025 11:38:55 AM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: servo1969
I suggested this would happen last night.

link.

12 posted on 02/11/2025 11:48:39 AM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: sjmjax

LOL!


13 posted on 02/11/2025 11:53:19 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: Reddy

I suppose we should wait and see, come to think of it...


14 posted on 02/11/2025 11:53:43 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: servo1969

I know it’s the Bee but wouldn’t it be great if Trump rounded up the rogue judges and send them to Gaza.


15 posted on 02/11/2025 12:08:43 PM PST by Fledermaus (GOP RINOs - Get on Board or Get Out!)
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To: servo1969

‘Chandler’ .. HA !!

-fJRoberts-


16 posted on 02/11/2025 1:32:18 PM PST by A strike ("We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files ..)
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To: Fledermaus

I was thinking that prison in El Salvador.


17 posted on 02/11/2025 2:00:38 PM PST by Fellow Traveler
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To: Fellow Traveler

Even better.


18 posted on 02/11/2025 2:03:53 PM PST by Fledermaus (GOP RINOs - Get on Board or Get Out!)
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To: servo1969
In reality, however, federal judges have the power to declare whatever they want and wield omnipotent power over all elected officials and the Constitution itself.
Unfortunately, this statement is NOT satire. ☹️
19 posted on 02/11/2025 2:16:10 PM PST by Bratch
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