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To Announce They’ve Given Up Completely, DNC Selects David Hogg As Vice Chair
The Bee ^ | Feb 2, 2025 | The Bee

Posted on 02/03/2025 8:59:16 AM PST by dayglored

NATIONAL HARBOR, MD — Announcing that it has now given up entirely, the Democratic National Committee selected David Hogg as its new Vice Chair.

The selection represents a powerful statement to the country that the DNC has no hope whatsoever, is an abject embarrassment, and has given in to despair.

"By choosing David Hogg, we are letting the nation know that the DNC is utterly doomed," said Executive Committee member Miranda Langley. "We are forfeiting all pretense of being a successful organization, and welcome our final, total destruction. With David Hogg as our leader, the country can rest assured that the DNC has simply given up."

According to internal sources, the Democratic National Committee felt that naming Hogg as Vice Chair was the simplest way to announce that it had stopped trying. "How better to let rank-and-file Democrats know that we have abandoned the cause," said former DNC member Steve Cranton. "Obviously, we no longer care and look forward to the sweet release of death. Thank you, David!"

At publishing time, the DNC had announced that it would attempt to destroy itself entirely by declaring that its leading candidate for 2028 is Kamala Harris.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: attentionhogg; babylonbee; davidhogg; dnc; lolololololololololo; satire
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To: dayglored

He has no managerial experience at all, has no real life experiences, certainly no real political experience of working on campaigns. ow will the donors feel about this?
He is grossly immature and yet they elect this guy DNC Vice Chair. There will be nothing but Chaos in the office. I predict he will be gone within a year or less.
Can you imagine his ego now thinking he has been given some power?

In the immortal words of Jock Ewing, “ No one gives you power, real power is something you take”. This kid would not know how to take anything and is certainly no leader.


21 posted on 02/03/2025 1:38:33 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Responsibility2nd

The clenched fist salute is communist!


22 posted on 02/03/2025 3:48:03 PM PST by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: Honorary Serb
Maybe he's recreating a Mexico City Olympic Black Power Salute 

 

The Smith-Carlos Black Power salute: Once vilified, now praised | Racism |  Al Jazeera

23 posted on 02/03/2025 3:56:22 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: dayglored
No, it should be easy enough to find the original interview - and there are plenty of experts who can spot editing (see e.g. the Kamala "interview."

If his account of being in the school building and hiding with his classmates (having been warned by a janitor) is original, and his account of returning to the school at 6 p.m. is also original, then we have our answer

If nobody on the conservative side cares to investigate, but just continues to state categorically that he wasn't at the school at the time of the shooting, then we are no better than the liars and obfuscators on the other side.

We should be seeking the truth, even if it means we can't attack Hogg on this point. There are plenty of targets of opportunity.

24 posted on 02/03/2025 5:59:11 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ecce Crucem Domini, fugite partes adversae. Vicit Leo de Tribu Iuda, Radix David, Alleluia!)
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