Posted on 01/21/2025 10:07:04 AM PST by dayglored
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just in time for the Trump administration to move in, a cleaning crew reportedly arrived at the White House to get rid of the old man smell.
According to sources, the special cleaning was specifically requested by President Trump after he visited the White House previously as president-elect to meet with Biden.
"I went in there and I said, 'Wow.' It smelled like death, is what it smelled like. Just wow. Old man smell, me boys," Trump said as part of his inaugural address. "I've been calling him Sleepy Joe but he's actually just Dead Joe. He's dead. And the White House smells like it."
Elder Cleaners, Inc. the crew hired for the task, specializes in the removal of old man smell and promised Trump they would remove the smell from every corner of the White House by the end of the day, or the cleaning is free.
"We can remove the old man smell, but there's little we can do to clean up Hunter's meth lab," Jason Sweep, President of Elder Cleaners said. "It stinks of drugs... and maybe treason."
To accomplish the monumental task, Trump has assigned the FBI to assist the cleaners at their discretion. "You belong to them now," he said. "Clean my house and we'll talk about cleaning up yours."
At publishing time, President Trump was forced to spend his first night in office at a hotel after the cleaning crew learned the old man smell had seeped into the very foundations of the White House, meaning that it could only be purged with fire.
I'm an old man and even I can't stand Old Man Smell.
They’re probably going to need to clean up where Joe had some accidents when they didn’t change his diaper in time.
The old man smell is strangely similar to a soiled depends diaper left in the corner.
Definitely need a new chair in the oval office.
My mom is in a huge senior high rise the smell kills me. I can’t take it.
It’s hard to remove the smell of urine from the carpets.
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But, that could still be Hillary…
I bet it is in the sub flooring might have to take it down to the studs and replace.
I told the wife last night I hope they wiped down The Beast before Trump started using it.
Hahahahahaha...
The whole country has that smell.
Hope it cleans up well...praying it does.
Serious/
This is satire. Biden was vacationing too much to make the WH have an old man smell. LOL
I wonder if it was a cult based cleaning crew ala Seinfeld and they whisked Joe to California.
I don't think so. Hillary has the smell of boiled cabbage and despair.
And urine.
You can still smell stuff?
That sense went to hell for me some years back.
That place is probably riddled with listening devices and hidden cameras.
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