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Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden
Babylon Bee ^
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| Babylon Bee
Posted on 01/09/2025 7:19:29 PM PST by dynachrome
The solemnity of former President Jimmy Carter's funeral was slightly marred earlier this morning when a few confused mourners accidentally placed flowers on Biden.
According to eyewitnesses, the mistaken mourners seem to have confused the dead former president with the unmoving, unblinking, statuesque Biden.
"There had been a line going up at the Cathedral to put flowers on Jimmy," said Vivian Glecker, a White House staffer. "And a few of the people in line accidentally stopped to start laying flowers on Biden instead. One of them even tried to close his eyes. It got really awkward after they split up into two lines, with one going to each president to pay their respects. It was touching, I guess, though it took Secret Service kind of a while to sort things out."
Reports from the Washington Cathedral state that the misunderstanding was eventually corrected, though Jill Biden had to be rescued from a partial avalanche of roses that had spilled over from the pile mounting atop Biden.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; flowers; satire; thebee
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An easy mistake to make.
To: dynachrome
I thought this was real!! Then I saw it was the Bee.
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:22:29 PM PST
by
Morgana
( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul )
To: dynachrome
“*Amazing! He almost looks like he could just open his eyes, stand up, and walk away!*”
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:22:38 PM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: dynachrome
I guess it's better than what would have happened at the grave.
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:23:35 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Now unburdened by the Biden/Harris administration that has been.)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:24:35 PM PST
by
Candor7
(Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:30:00 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Climate Change is Real. Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall.)
To: Candor7
I wish Joe and Jimmy could trade places! :)
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:30:40 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(11 more days of Democrat purgatory then it's MAGA forever!)
To: Responsibility2nd
That’s not fair. Joe isn’t sleeping ... he’s having strokes.
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:31:43 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(11 more days of Democrat purgatory then it's MAGA forever!)
To: dynachrome
Biden had these remarks to say regarding the flowers....
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:31:45 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Climate Change is Real. Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall.)
To: TigersEye
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:33:38 PM PST
by
Candor7
(Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
To: Morgana
It fooled me too. Good for a laugh.
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:35:16 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(I injured myself measuring radio frequencies. It still Hertz.)
To: KarlInOhio
Stick Brandon in the grave and return Jimmah to the White House?
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:35:52 PM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: dynachrome
And a dog got in and peed on his leg thinking he was a tree.
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:37:13 PM PST
by
Sequoyah101
(Donald John Trump. First man to be Elected to the Presidency THREE times since FDR.)
To: Morgana
Me too....read two lines!!
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:46:13 PM PST
by
ducttape45
(Jeremiah 17:9, "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?")
To: KarlInOhio
I guess it's better than what would have happened at the grave.Would a raincoat be required? 😄
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:47:53 PM PST
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
To: Candor7
Longest 11 days in recent history.
I hope we survive it. Seriously.
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:50:24 PM PST
by
Deo volente
("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
To: Deo volente; Candor7
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posted on
01/09/2025 7:56:33 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(11 more days of Democrat purgatory then it's MAGA forever!)
To: dynachrome
To: TigersEye
Trump will be made to appear in front of Judge Merchan , today the 10th of January.He will rule to prevent an appeal of the case to mis-brand the Trump presidency.The case is bogus.
I hope the country survives this kangaroo court show.
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posted on
01/10/2025 4:53:34 AM PST
by
Candor7
(Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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