Posted on 12/21/2024 2:03:42 PM PST by dynachrome
PRINGFIELD, OH — In an unfortunate development discovered last night, all of the animals from the live nativity scene in Springfield, Ohio have suddenly gone missing.
Goats, sheep, two donkeys and a camel are among the missing, last seen on the lawn in front of First Baptist Church of Springfield.
"How do a dozen animals all walk off from their pens at the same time?" said local man Thomas Masterson. "It just seems so unlikely. I hate to suspect foul play, but there was a little guard dog out there and he's gone too. This can't be good."
The church had advertised the live nativity in the local paper, letting the town know that this year's event would have more live animals than ever. "In retrospect, that may have been a mistake to advertise the location of a bunch of live animals," said local woman Stephanie Denison. "It was like they were printing a menu. Still... a camel? What do you even do with a camel?"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Best one maybe ever.
Of course they did. But how and why. Things that you don’t want told. I will... For the brave at heart, it is well documented and disgusting as hades.
Any immigrants nearby? All those critters are very edible in lots of countries.
They’re eating the Goats.
They’re eating the Sheep.
They’re eating the Donkeys.
They’re eating the Camel.
Haitians know what to do with a camel or even a cat. Some will eat without even the skinning and cooking part. White peepoles next.
Parents, don’t tell the kids about this. Don’t ruin their Christmas.
Lolololl
What do you even do with a camel?”
Smoke it?
These poor folks should have learned a little something from history -- Baby Jesus hadn't yet learned "if you see something, say something":
The cat-tle are lowing, the poor baby wakes,
But little Lord Jesus, no crying he makes.
I'd walk a mile for a camel.
I guess they were Raptured.
Where does that leave the rest of us?
WHOLE STUFFED CAMEL
INGREDIENTS:
1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chicken, medium size
60 eggs
12kg rice
2kg pine nuts
2kg almonds
1kg pistachio nut
110 gallons water
5 lbs black pepper
salt
DIRECTIONS:
Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken.
Boil until tender.
Cook rice until fluffy.
Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice.
Hard boil eggs and peel.
Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice.
Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens.
Add more rice.
Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice.
Broil over large charcoal pit until brown. (10 hours)
Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice.
Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts.
Serves a friendly crowd of 80-100
https://www.food.com/recipe/whole-stuffed-camel-67495
Whole Stuffed Camel
Ingredients
1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chicken, medium size
60 eggs
12kg rice
2 kg pine nuts
2 kg almonds
1 kg pistachio nut
110 gallons water
5 lbs black pepper
2 garlic cloves
salt
Skin, trim and clean camel, lamb and chicken.
Boil until tender.
Cook rice until fluffy.
Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice.
Hard boil eggs and peel.
Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice.
Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens.
Add more rice.
Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice.
Broil over large charcoal pit until brown.
Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice.
Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts.
Serves a friendly crowd of 80-100.
Salute.
😁 🐫🐪🐫
The BEE is on a roll today!!!
Obviously the Haitian Maintenance Workers...
They got me.
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