Posted on 12/04/2024 5:33:24 PM PST by Morgana
"Laffy taffy woke pink"
(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...
“SABOTAGE”
I think there is a lot of that going on!
Wow. Regardless of color, that thing is dog-ugly.
Back in grade school I had an eraser.
One half pink for pencil
The other half blue for ink
Destined to be the Woke Ken Car.
That car would be hideous in any color. Is that going to be the trend in auto design: hideous?I
I was behind an SUV the other day and noticed that the brake lights out up in the same shape as Milk Bone dog biscuits. I got closer and saw it was a new Hyundai Santa Fe — a big, boxy, hideous vehicle.
Penelope! She was my ‘Princess Peach’ back in the day, before I started smoking my kids playing Mario Cart. ;)
They always wondered how I was such a good ‘racer’ right out of the gate, LOL! I just channeled my Inner Penelope!
“The brake lights lit up....”
Is the head of marketing Snively Whiplash, aka Rhe Hooded Claw?
Then Ford owned them and released a rebadged Taurus as a Jaguar, ending whatever so of old-school British, elite/snobbery coolness it had.
Then it went where -- back to England, suffered and died and was eventually resurrected by India.
The 20 guys who think Jaguars are cool all own old XJ's, and aren't a growing market, to put it nicely.
So the pink thing might be a good move for them.
...and Barbie was TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED once she got him out of his swim trunks, LOL!
From the Christmas Story: It’s a pink nightmare.
If one wishes one can view more images of it at the jaguar website at the link below. I can’t seem to get the images over here to FR. One can see some interior shots and the front and back views. The steering wheel is oval and screams gay. There are shots of the design team and they look as woke as hell. The end of it are some stills from the earlier ad so be warned if you get that far.
https://media.jaguar.com/en/images?page=1
The whole Jaguar fiasco is like watching SNL’s old Sprockets skits with everyone dressed as their favorite Skittles flavor.
Check to see who is shorting the stock.
I had a girlfriend who sold Mary Kay cosmetics, and wanted to win the Pink Cadillac.
But I guess that was a whole other thing...
The prototype is awful, the British brand has been murdered
They took care of ‘m. Like Jim Jones.
I came up with it the first day they came out with that awful ad. I however did it by saying that they needed to replace the “J” in Jaguar with an “F” so to hopefully draw the ire of Youtube. I have seen it used many times since but I must claim originality. But really who cares, its such an obvious fitting change.
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