Jaguar Destroys Brand Overnight by Going Woke Now Releases a Pink Car!

Hodge Twins ^ | December 4, 2024 | Hodge Twins

[Morgana]

"Laffy taffy woke pink"

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

Jaguar Light?

[bantam]

To buy a jaguar?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Steely Tom]

1. Who is Jaguar's Alissa Heinerscheid?
2. When do we get their name?

Note my use of the woke pronoun there.

[Veto!]

Now it’s a Faguar.

Wish I thought of this myself, but it’s on YouTube.

[Joe 6-pack]

I think it’s safe to say at this point we’ll never see a Jaguar Model XY.

[mmichaels1970]

It’s a “Tethla”!

[FamiliarFace]

It’s not even Mary Kay pink…closer to bubblegum pink.

[jeffersondem]

“I think it's safe to say at this point we'll never see a Jaguar Model XY.”

Hehehe.

[Allegra]

It’s Pepto-Bismal Pink. 😖

[jeffersondem]

“It’s not even Mary Kay pink…closer to bubblegum pink.”

I think Pepto-bismol is what you are reaching for.

[Manic_Episode]

I’m plenty comfortable enough in my manhood to drive that thing like I stole it but my cashflow is such that stealing one is actually my only option.

[xp38]

[Huskrrrr]

This is very sad. You had one job, take care of your customer base. A total disaster.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

If you pony up and buy a pink Jag, do you get a pink, 'Hello Kitty' 9mm to go with? Asking for a friend.

*SMIRK*

[CivilWarBrewing]

SABOTAGE of Jaguar, 100%. Someone is being paid a LOT of money to destroy Jaguar, and ICON of UK automotive industry with a long and proud history.

[xp38]

They call this type 00. Not sure but might be a James Bond reference but I don’t recall Bond ever driving a jag in the movies. Aston Martin of course was his most famous car.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Do they burst into flames upon impact?

That seems to be the ‘New New Thing’ when it comes to cars. ;)

(Said she who still drives her 2001 VW Golf - with just over 60K miles on her. ) ;)

[Ezekiel]

There's a dastardly Wacky Races plot in all of this.

[Repeat Offender]

No when he they get car jacked he they just hit thems with his their purse.