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A man died and went to Heaven.
St Peter says to him,
“Before you meet with God, I should tell you, we’ve looked over your life, and honestly, you didn’t do anything particularly good or bad.
Posted on 11/30/2024 9:41:20 PM PST by Zhang Fei
A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter says to him,
“Before you meet with God, I should tell you, we’ve looked over your life, and honestly, you didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us decide?”
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied,
“Yeah, once while out driving, I came upon a little old lady being harassed by a group of thugs. I pulled over and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced his lip. I tore the ring out of his lip and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this lady, or they would have to deal with me!”
“Wow, that’s impressive. “When did this happen?” asked St Peter.
“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.
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posted on
11/30/2024 9:41:20 PM PST
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Zhang Fei
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
11/30/2024 9:44:43 PM PST
by
chuckb87
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
11/30/2024 9:48:46 PM PST
by
just me
(Trade your liberty for temporary safety. I will keep mine. My family doesn't fly a white flag.)
To: Zhang Fei
It took me a minute, but 😅👍👍
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posted on
11/30/2024 9:53:43 PM PST
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they. control you. )
To: Zhang Fei
Yep, laughed out loud I did. :-)
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posted on
11/30/2024 9:56:51 PM PST
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
11/30/2024 10:09:04 PM PST
by
Red6
To: Zhang Fei
Funny. Thanks for posting. Already emailed it out to fam.
To: Zhang Fei
I know it’s a joke ...
But ...
“Greater love hath no man than that he lay down his life for a friend.”
The protagonist of your joke laid down his life for a perfect stranger. This is the stuff of which heroes are made.
Sometimes a joke makes a more thoughtful point than intended.
Thank you for posting.
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posted on
11/30/2024 10:47:09 PM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
11/30/2024 11:15:29 PM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
To: JudyinCanada
Hi, Judy. What’re you doing up?
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posted on
11/30/2024 11:16:04 PM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
To: Zhang Fei
Brilliant! Maybe it’s the middle of the night, but never saw the punchline coming.
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posted on
12/01/2024 12:10:39 AM PST
by
mairdie
(GreenwichVillage ArmyPoet: https://www.iment.com/maida/family/father/oldsoldiersdrums/frontcover.htm)
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
12/01/2024 12:27:18 AM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
12/01/2024 12:32:35 AM PST
by
linMcHlp
To: dayglored
Choked on my coffee...lol
To: just me
Neilia Bidenwill make sure Dr. Jill gets proper placement.
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posted on
12/01/2024 1:12:30 AM PST
by
cnsmom
To: Zhang Fei
Even most Catholics can’t get it through their thick heads that there is no such thing as the purported “good person/bad person” distinction when it comes to the salvation economy here in the Church Militant.
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
12/01/2024 1:34:29 AM PST
by
Trump_Triumphant
(“They recognized Him in the breaking of the Bread”)
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
12/01/2024 1:34:30 AM PST
by
Trump_Triumphant
(“They recognized Him in the breaking of the Bread”)
To: Silentgypsy
Hi Silentgypsy.....
I’m up again....just one of my many trips in the night for bladder adjustment lol. You know, from full to empty! I no longer sleep all night, it’s just a series of naps.
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
12/01/2024 3:03:05 AM PST
by
dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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