Posted on 11/09/2024 5:41:03 AM PST by Twotone
Against the will of Liz Cheney, Jennifer Lopez, and Democracy itself, Donald Trump has been elected the 47th President of the United States.
It's a scary and confusing time for everyone. To help you be prepared, here are twelve things you should expect to happen over the next few months:
1. All women immediately issued their Handmaid's Tale outfits: Any woman caught not wearing one will be shot.
2. Construction begins on cages for immigrant kids, minorities, and the LGBTQ community: Minorities will be required to live in a cage for the duration of Trump's second term.
3. Tim Walz finally stops pretending to be straight: This should be a huge relief for him.
4. Ceremonial turning over of the White House Roku remote: One of the most important Presidential traditions.
5. Changing table removed from White House master bedroom: President Trump is fully capable of changing himself without any help.
6. Jan 6 becomes a federal holiday: All citizens will be required to leave out McDonald's for Trump on January 6 Eve.
7. Journalists all be required to wear dunce caps in public: As well they should.
Keith Olbermann is humanely euthanized: It's the 8.compassionate thing to do.
9. Oceans heat up to 1 million degrees Celsius thanks to global warming: Kiss your loved ones goodbye.
10. RFK Jr. stops grifting for sympathy with his fake hoarse voice: That dude has been milking that for way too long.
11. All vaccines made illegal, killing everyone on the planet: Experts say this will happen within 2 days of Trump taking office.
12. You're finally able to afford eggs: Thank you, Lord!
Be sure to send this list to friends and loved ones so they can prepare too.
Jan 6 becomes a federal holiday.
YES, replace Juneteenth.
Olbermann humanely euthanized. That must be done. Just like all the rabid skunks
Well done as always.
Sadly, a lot of leftmedia scum actually believe some of this will happen.
Did I celebrate Juneteenth with fireworks, or parades, or sitting with my black friends? No, but then I don’t eat pasta on Columbus Day or visit DC on President’s Day.
Juneteenth stands as a separator between America and the loser nations of this world. All other nations speak with Unity on their lips and the devil in their heart; there is more racism in the pinky of the UK and Germany et than the whole of America.
In this country, we WORK on our imperfections. The world (and the left in the US) sees that work, and weaponizes it as mental trap against us. Men of good standing and intellectual rigor laugh in the face of this onslaught. Weaker men succumb. Indeed, Trump made massive minority voter gains in places no Republican ever made gains. That wasn’t pandering - that was sincerity.
This distinctly American virtue was encapsulated perfectly in 2020 by Condoleezza Rice - not a favorite around here - who schooled a loser at CBS carrying globalist water on this topic, effectively saying the George Floyd-fueled riots are indicative of American subhumanism :
Well, I’ve always thought that America’s greatest strength is that we are a country where you can come from humble circumstances and do great things, and where, despite our painful history, we’ve worked harder and harder every day, brick by brick, to build a more perfect union for all of us. And I would say to those, particularly in places like China and Russia and Iran, who may want to use this for propaganda, let’s not be absurd.
This is not Tiananmen Square where you’ve mowed down people who disagreed with the government. This is not the invasion of Crimea where you took land from your neighbor. This is not the Green Revolution in Iran where you killed people wantonly because they wouldn’t agree with the theocratic government.
Rice continued, “And I would even say to our friends abroad, in places like Europe, where I’m seeing demonstrations in support of what is happening here, thank you for your support, but please look in the mirror. Please ask yourself, in countries in Europe and countries all across the world, what are you doing about racial and ethnic inequality in your own circumstances? America has gotten better because we have been willing to confront our problems. And we’re going to confront our problems again. We’re confronting them now.
“But I really don’t need to be lectured by Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping about peaceful protest when they have themselves used their own force just because people wanted to criticize the government. That is not what is happening here,” she added.
Trump 74,264,010 votes (50.5%)
Biden 70,356,521 votes (47.9%)
Changing table removed from White House master bedroom: President Trump is fully capable of changing himself without any help.
Yep. The Meltdown videos prove it.
Republican Democrat Total 2024 74,264,010 70,356,521 144,620,531 2020 74,224,319 81,284,666 155,508,985 2016 62,984,828 65,853,514 128,838,342 2012 60,933,504 65,915,795 126,849,299 2008 59,948,323 69,498,516 129,446,839 2004 62,040,610 59,028,444 121,069,054
Just as all the Adopted Covid dogs were abandoned, the backyard chickens will be set free.
6. Jan 6 becomes a federal holiday: All citizens will be required to leave out McDonald's for Trump on January 6 Eve.
7. Journalists all be required to wear dunce caps in public: As well they should.
Nah, there are still plenty of cages left over from the Obama administration!
Regards,
There are still about 4 millions votes to be counted.
but, yes, the huge Democrat surge in 2020 is big outlier, really hard to explain.
Most likely, all the dead or multiple votes.
They say, that 1% of the vote can be fraud every time. That time it was like 7%.
IMHO, us Republican voters ought to remind the Dims that abolition was a Christian movement implemented by Republicans, against the wishes of the Dims. Instead of arguing against Juneteenth, we should make the Dims own their pro-slavery past.
Let’s not forget the good times to come. Example number one — Harris has to certify DJT as 47th Pres.
Video will be glorious. Like that one in which an Antifa terrorist trying to throw a Malotov drops it on himself and dances around on fire. Glorious.
Exactly. Thank you.
People need to break themselves of the mental rusty cafes in which we’ve been placed.
The date is November 9th.
69% of Votes have been counted in California.
Election Day was on November 5th
How is this acceptable in the United States of America in 2024?
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