Posted on 11/04/2024 11:55:18 AM PST by millenial4freedom
We see eye-to-eye in most situations, but when it comes to Trump she is extremely set in her ways. She constantly says how much she hates him whenever he's on the news, and repeatedly asks me how I can possibly support him.
We had to turn off the debate between Trump and Kamala Harris halfway through because we couldn't stop arguing. I don't think our marriage would have survived a second debate!
So, as the election approaches, we've decided to stop talking about politics altogether. We've stopped watching the news when we're both at home. We don't discuss what we are reading.
This new dynamic was working quite well – until this week, when my wife declared the morning after a particularly steamy bedroom session the night before: She will put me on a 'sex ban' if I vote for Trump.
She says that, because the Pennsylvania race is so tight, my vote alone could change the whole outcome of the election, and she refuses to have sex with me unless I vote for Harris... or not at all.
Obviously, I am not going to vote for Harris. I'm desperate for a second Trump presidency. But I also couldn't live without our sex life. How can I explain to my wife that I can't change my beliefs so easily?
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Honey you need to dump that woman.
Pack your bags and I’ll call an uber.
Sell her to Hamas
Democrats just released that commercial telling women to lie to their conservative husbands and say they voted for Trump then vote for Harris. Just remember, that works both ways...
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“With my wife, I got no sex life. She cut me down to once a month. Hey, I’m lucky—two guys I know she cut out completely.”
Rodney Dangerfield (RIP)
No wife = Happy life. The guy should never have put a ring on that.
Lysistrata did this 2500 years ago.
While you’re enjoying your afterglow ciggie whisper in her ear that you actually voted for Trump.
Then give her the ultimate “Dutch Oven”
My thoughts exactly.
So she admits what sort of woman she is and now it’s just a negotiation on her prices.
Remind her that she agreed to stop talking politics.
Well, kamala suggested to women they lie about who they vote for.
That sword cuts both ways.
Follow kamala’s advice.
Or cut your losses now and find a woman worthy of marriage.
Find another wife
That’s funny.
I thought he should jump on top, get a real good hold onto her, call her by another woman’s name, and tell her that you voted for Trump! It’s called wild bronco sex.
Well, kamala suggested to women they lie about who they vote for.
That sword cuts both ways.
Follow kamala’s advice.
Or cut your losses now and find a woman worthy of marriage because any woman who uses sex as a weapon like that, isn’t.
Frankly, I can’t help him make a decision in the absence of pictures.
Sorry, but if your wife cuts you off, then leave.
Jane has a wife?
I think I see the problem.
Grounds for divorce. Dump her.
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