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DEAR JANE: My wife says she will put me on a 'sex ban' if I vote for Trump
Dailymail UK ^ | 11/3/2024 | Jane Green

Posted on 11/04/2024 11:55:18 AM PST by millenial4freedom

We see eye-to-eye in most situations, but when it comes to Trump she is extremely set in her ways. She constantly says how much she hates him whenever he's on the news, and repeatedly asks me how I can possibly support him.

We had to turn off the debate between Trump and Kamala Harris halfway through because we couldn't stop arguing. I don't think our marriage would have survived a second debate!

So, as the election approaches, we've decided to stop talking about politics altogether. We've stopped watching the news when we're both at home. We don't discuss what we are reading.

This new dynamic was working quite well – until this week, when my wife declared the morning after a particularly steamy bedroom session the night before: She will put me on a 'sex ban' if I vote for Trump.

She says that, because the Pennsylvania race is so tight, my vote alone could change the whole outcome of the election, and she refuses to have sex with me unless I vote for Harris... or not at all.

Obviously, I am not going to vote for Harris. I'm desperate for a second Trump presidency. But I also couldn't live without our sex life. How can I explain to my wife that I can't change my beliefs so easily?

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KEYWORDS: concerntrolling; cuck; didntworklasttime; election; harris; janegreen; kamala; lysistrata; notthispoopagain; sexbanredux; sexcrime; tds; trump
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To: millenial4freedom

Honey you need to dump that woman.


21 posted on 11/04/2024 12:04:15 PM PST by McGavin999 ( A sense of humor is a sign of intelligence, leftists have no sense of humor, therefore……)
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To: millenial4freedom

Pack your bags and I’ll call an uber.


22 posted on 11/04/2024 12:04:31 PM PST by BigFreakinToad (just remember the Harris algorithm runs at 3 am.)
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To: millenial4freedom

Sell her to Hamas


23 posted on 11/04/2024 12:04:42 PM PST by rrrod (6)
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To: millenial4freedom

Democrats just released that commercial telling women to lie to their conservative husbands and say they voted for Trump then vote for Harris. Just remember, that works both ways...


24 posted on 11/04/2024 12:05:06 PM PST by apillar
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To: John Milner

THIS people of FR, is a WINNING POST!!!!!!!!!
WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


25 posted on 11/04/2024 12:05:30 PM PST by bantam
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To: millenial4freedom

“With my wife, I got no sex life. She cut me down to once a month. Hey, I’m lucky—two guys I know she cut out completely.”

Rodney Dangerfield (RIP)


26 posted on 11/04/2024 12:05:31 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: millenial4freedom

No wife = Happy life. The guy should never have put a ring on that.


27 posted on 11/04/2024 12:06:11 PM PST by vikingd00d (chown -R us ~you/base)
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To: millenial4freedom

Lysistrata did this 2500 years ago.


28 posted on 11/04/2024 12:06:25 PM PST by HYPOCRACY (Brandon's pronouns: Xi/Hur)
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To: John Milner

While you’re enjoying your afterglow ciggie whisper in her ear that you actually voted for Trump.


Then give her the ultimate “Dutch Oven”


29 posted on 11/04/2024 12:06:50 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: ClearCase_guy

My thoughts exactly.


30 posted on 11/04/2024 12:07:15 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: millenial4freedom

So she admits what sort of woman she is and now it’s just a negotiation on her prices.


31 posted on 11/04/2024 12:07:55 PM PST by pepsi_junkie ("We want no Gestapo or Secret Police. F. B. I. is tending in that direction." - Harry S Truman)
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To: millenial4freedom
So, as the election approaches, we've decided to stop talking about politics altogether.

Remind her that she agreed to stop talking politics.

32 posted on 11/04/2024 12:08:38 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: millenial4freedom

Well, kamala suggested to women they lie about who they vote for.

That sword cuts both ways.

Follow kamala’s advice.

Or cut your losses now and find a woman worthy of marriage.


33 posted on 11/04/2024 12:10:16 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: millenial4freedom

Find another wife


34 posted on 11/04/2024 12:10:21 PM PST by Gaffer
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To: John Milner

That’s funny.

I thought he should jump on top, get a real good hold onto her, call her by another woman’s name, and tell her that you voted for Trump! It’s called wild bronco sex.


35 posted on 11/04/2024 12:10:38 PM PST by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: millenial4freedom

Well, kamala suggested to women they lie about who they vote for.

That sword cuts both ways.

Follow kamala’s advice.

Or cut your losses now and find a woman worthy of marriage because any woman who uses sex as a weapon like that, isn’t.


36 posted on 11/04/2024 12:10:49 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: millenial4freedom

Frankly, I can’t help him make a decision in the absence of pictures.


37 posted on 11/04/2024 12:11:03 PM PST by KevinB (Word for the day: "kakistocracy" - a society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens)
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To: millenial4freedom

Sorry, but if your wife cuts you off, then leave.


38 posted on 11/04/2024 12:11:20 PM PST by packrat35 (Pureblood! No clot shot for me!)
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To: millenial4freedom

Jane has a wife?

I think I see the problem.


39 posted on 11/04/2024 12:11:22 PM PST by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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To: millenial4freedom

Grounds for divorce. Dump her.


40 posted on 11/04/2024 12:11:23 PM PST by mikey_hates_everything
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