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Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden
The Babylon Bee ^ | Aug 30, 2024

Posted on 09/01/2024 3:44:50 PM PDT by McGruff

Following the Vice President's widely criticized pre-taped interview with CNN, reports circulated that the Democrats were considering replacing Kamala Harris with the more coherent Joe Biden.

Harris's joint interview with running mate Tim Walz was met with poor reviews, with top Democratic officials citing Harris' inability to provide cogent answers or communicate like a person as reasons why the party should turn to the clarity and coherence of Joe Biden.

"It may be time to consider a more mentally fit candidate," said one high-ranking Democrat who asked to remain anonymous. "We gave Kamala the good ol' college try, but she just does not display the same mental capacity and clear communication skills as Joe Biden. We need a candidate who can speak better and answer simple questions from time to time. It's obvious that Biden fits that bill better than Kamala."

Voters who were questioned following Harris's interview agreed. "A president should be able to speak clearly, like, with words that make sense and follow logically from the previous words to form a string of words to communicate an actual thought," said concerned citizen Dean Stark. "The Democratic Party cannot go into such a pivotal election with a candidate who can't even do that. The person we have running for president right now has trouble finishing sentences without making up words and spouting gibberish. That's why we need Joe Biden."

At publishing time, insiders revealed party leaders had already reached out to Biden's camp to gauge his interest in running for the office he already holds, though Biden was reportedly concerned that being president may take away from his full-time job vacationing on the beach.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; humor; kamala; satire; thebee

1 posted on 09/01/2024 3:44:50 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

Oh my, The Bee hits the bull’s eye again.


2 posted on 09/01/2024 3:47:30 PM PDT by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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To: McGruff
LOL The Bee does a non-satire satire.


3 posted on 09/01/2024 3:48:19 PM PDT by TigersEye (His son nicknamed him Pedo Pete. (mic drop))
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To: McGruff

No doubt in any upcoming debates, Harris will be given softball questions like “what’s your favorite color” (which is still an intellectually challenging one for her), while Trump’s questions will again be limited to personal attacks.


4 posted on 09/01/2024 3:49:08 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: McGruff

......... said one high-ranking Democrat, “We gave Kamala a try, but she just does
not display the same mental capacity and clear communication skills as Joe Biden........


5 posted on 09/01/2024 3:49:10 PM PDT by Liz (Faith is believing what you cannot see; its reward is to see what you believe. St Augustine)
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To: McGruff

BTTT


6 posted on 09/01/2024 3:50:31 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( )
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To: Liz

Soon some Democrats might start to remember when they were calling for Harris’ removal from the Biden ticket ... oh so long ago ... in June.


7 posted on 09/01/2024 3:52:59 PM PDT by TigersEye (His son nicknamed him Pedo Pete. (mic drop))
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To: McGruff
REED mah rips...I did not have sax with that mayor!



8 posted on 09/01/2024 3:56:24 PM PDT by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: McGruff

Oh, that’s good.


9 posted on 09/01/2024 3:59:56 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The world is driven by envy, not greed.)
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To: McGruff

lol


10 posted on 09/01/2024 4:09:57 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (mY)
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To: McGruff

It’s a joke but it’s actually true. I usually knew what Biden was saying. It was ugly and sloppy but one could sort of get what he was saying.

Kamala makes no sense. Words spliced together by committee.


11 posted on 09/01/2024 4:15:48 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: McGruff

LOL - It’s true when he’s on his meds between 10 am and 4 pm.


12 posted on 09/01/2024 4:18:16 PM PDT by Enterprise
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To: McGruff
IIRC, the Speaker of the House is next in line.

What could go wrong, anyway? The country's getting along just fine without Joe OR Kamala...

13 posted on 09/01/2024 4:37:48 PM PDT by ZOOKER
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Bahahahahaha


16 posted on 09/01/2024 5:51:34 PM PDT by TnTnTn
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