10 Questions Leaked From CNN's Harris/Walz Interview

Babylon Bee ^ | Aug 28, 2024 | Babylon Bee

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As the world eagerly awaits CNN's upcoming interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, many people are wondering how far-reaching and hard-hitting the questions are going to be.

Through extensive media networking contacts, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following exclusive list of questions from CNN's interview with the Democratic presidential ticket:

1. "If you were one of the characters from Friends, who would you be?": We're thinking Monica, she's SUCH a boss.

2. "Are you team Edward or team Jacob?": The platform we all need to know.

3. "You're, like, so amazing. Sorry, I guess that wasn't a question.": But it's SO true.

4. "Where did you come up with your brilliant idea to build a border wall?": It just came out of nowhere!

5. "What do you think about feminism? Do you like it?": Very tough, but fair question.

6. "Is it difficult being a woman in politics? Same question for you, Vice President Harris.": Finally, a moment for Tim Walz to get some attention.

7. "Are you brat? Or ARE. YOU. BRAT?": It's a trick question. She's obviously BRAT.

8. "Your opponent is basically Hitler. Can you tell us why that's bad?": The hard-hitting questions we've all come to expect from CNN.

9. "Would you rather fight 10 duck-sized Trumps or one Trump-sized duck?": Sources say Kamala will lean toward fighting the single giant duck.

10. "Can we please, please hear that adorable laugh again?": Journalism at its finest.

Powerful stuff! Leave it to CNN to only bring out the deepest, most informative, and probing questions.

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The Bee has all the scoops!

[HIDEK6]

OK. This is funny.

[chajin]

“Would you be Iron Chef Morimoto or Iron Chef Sakai?”

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For those FReepers who, like me, had no idea what the "BRAT" business is about:

Recording artist Charli xcx' released an album "brat". The cover is green with the single word "brat", and she wrote on X/Twitter that "kamala IS brat", and the Harris website has an image that is the same as the album cover color and font saying "kamala hq"

Multiple TikTok videos have shown edits of songs from the album with footage of Harris in the background. Some analysts have suggested the connection between the campaign and album will create enthusiasm among young voters.

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For those interested, this is Charli xcx. This is apparently the image the Harris campaign wishes to push to the public, and the world.

This is your future President Kamala Harris's image model.

Notice how she is about to swallow the microphone.

[FlingWingFlyer]

It freaks me out how much the “white dude” Tiny Time Tampon resembles the Clintoon loser, “white dude”, Tiny Tim Kaine. Geez. They could be brothers. Same mental issues and level of low intelligence.

[mikey_hates_everything]

“ Some analysts have suggested the connection between the campaign and album will create enthusiasm among young voters.”

Except that if it doesn’t involve an app on their phones, it won’t mean any more votes for her.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Question 7 to Tiny Tim. “Are you a bratwurst?”

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> It freaks me out how much the “white dude” Tiny Time Tampon resembles the Clintoon loser, “white dude”, Tiny Tim Kaine. Geez. They could be brothers. Same mental issues and level of low intelligence.

Yeah, I noticed that too. They must think that those guys are a balance between "We need a male VP" and "But he can't be masculine or overshadow her".

Dweebs, both of 'em.

[bravo whiskey]

1. Do you always wear pants suits because your knees are too scarred to show?
2. (Ala Clinton) briefs or thongs or commando? (Ew).

[Islander7]

2. (Ala Clinton) briefs or thongs or commando? (Ew).

Biden answered that with Depends.

[bosco24]

“Would you rather fight 10 duck-sized Trumps or one Trump-sized duck?”

This one quacked me up. (sorry)