Posted on 08/21/2024 7:12:48 PM PDT by dynachrome
With the top personalities of the Democratic Party gathering in the Windy City this week to officially nominate Kamala Harris for president, news broke late last night that President Joe Biden had been found in a dumpster behind the DNC convention center.
Following his keynote speech on Monday night, Biden was ushered off of the stage and quickly discarded with other used-up and unwanted items, where he was later discovered by a group of homeless men looking for food.
"Hey, is that the president?" one of the filthy vagrants reportedly asked after seeing Biden's legs protruding from the dumpster. "I'd know that shuffling movement anywhere. My friends and I rushed over to help him out of the dumpster, and sure enough, it was Joe Biden. I guess the Democrats finally decided they had gotten what they wanted and didn't need him anymore."
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Biden yelled at them “Get out of my dumpster.”
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Ouch!! The truth hurts. Satire makes it sting twice as bad. Good job, Bee.
Would anyone care if he was found in a dumpster?
If late night comedy had any credibility left, this is the kind of joke they or SNL would make.
“Maybe he’s drunk”, giggled Kamala.
This whole Convention has been one big leftist dumpster fire.😁😁😁
Steve McQueen and Ali MacGraw in the dumpster scene in The Getaway (1972). They escape and he tells her not to scratch herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyCvZZ7_P-M
Odd sidelight. Ali MacGraw had to do several driving scenes and had never learned how to drive. Experienced race car driver McQueen taught her how to drive for the movie.
Truth.
Kind of appropriate. The country is a big dumpster fire. Liberals keep throwing more fuel to the fire, and conservatives keep looking around for someone else to put out the fire. Hilarious!
THESE ARE NOT Marxists. Liberals were mistaken, but they loved America. My Dad and brothers are Liberals. These are leftist marxists.
Good place for a pile of rotten stinking garbage.
But as usual, there’s lots of truth there. One can only hope that Joe Biden (or Jill Biden) will exact a cold and harsh revenge on the Democrats before November.
He thought he was in the Oval Office!
I constantly complain about people on this forum who, without evidence, claim that others do the things they do because they’ve been paid off. In this case, though, I’m going to assume that the stick that was applied to Biden was accompanied by carrots provided by rich democrats. Look, some guy Hunter barely knew became his friend and paid for his lifestyle to the tune of $15 million via “loans” that will never be repaid. The democrats coming up with enough money to keep the Bidens quiet is about as hard for them as you or me scraping up a couple of bucks for a soda.
Joe has always been a weak and insecure man, and his bravado is all show and no substance. He’ll take the current humiliation because money is far more important than any other consideration
Bazinga!!! That one’s a gem!
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