To: Red Badger
2 posted on
07/12/2024 9:01:03 AM PDT by
glorgau
To: Red Badger
One of the greatest headlines ever.
3 posted on
07/12/2024 9:01:09 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: Red Badger
I know the saying is, “You can’t make this kind of sh*t up”, but this one beggars belief.
4 posted on
07/12/2024 9:01:12 AM PDT by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: Red Badger
“What the heck?” said one officer as he pulled the hamsters out of Pancake’s pants.
“For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?” asked another officer.
Conversations you never expected to read about in the straight news.
5 posted on
07/12/2024 9:02:06 AM PDT by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: Red Badger
For anyone who has driven up Rome-Hilliard Road - Mr. Pancake can be seen wondering up and down the street - he usually hangs out at the Meijer’s parking lot.
To: Red Badger
A story as old as time....
9 posted on
07/12/2024 9:07:25 AM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Red Badger
I guess he was hamming it up.
11 posted on
07/12/2024 9:09:52 AM PDT by
sauropod
("This is a time when people reveal themselves for who they are." James O'Keefe Ne supra crepidam)
To: Red Badger
In England, they call Men’s Speedo’s “BUDGIE SMUGGLERS”! Budgie’s are little birds!
12 posted on
07/12/2024 9:10:15 AM PDT by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: Red Badger
13 posted on
07/12/2024 9:11:08 AM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Red Badger
mr. pancake, it’s SUPPOSED to be gerbils in your pants you dumbarse, GERBILS!
15 posted on
07/12/2024 9:15:11 AM PDT by
catnipman
((A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil))
To: Red Badger
Reality keeps trying to outdo ‘The Bee’ - and too often succeeds.
19 posted on
07/12/2024 9:22:22 AM PDT by
Stosh
To: Red Badger
Something tells me i don’t want any pan cakes made by this guy.
20 posted on
07/12/2024 9:22:26 AM PDT by
Leep
(Leftardism strikes 1 in )
To: Red Badger
Good thing I keep an anaconda in my pants. It prevents rodent infestation.
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
Put a suit on him, keep him away from microphones, and don’t let him run loose, and you have the perfect Democrat presidential candidate. The staffers wouldn’t notice the difference.
To: Red Badger
Is that a hammer in your pants, or...?
36 posted on
07/12/2024 11:03:09 AM PDT by
DPMD
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