[dayglored]

“What the heck?” said one officer as he pulled the hamsters out of Pancake’s pants.

“For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?” asked another officer.

Conversations you never expected to read about in the straight news.

[gundog]

“Get on your belly, Mr. Pancake!” one officer shouted when they arrested him. “In the name of the law Pancake, get on your belly!”

”What’s the flap, Jack?” responded Mr. Pancake.