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Onesie-wearing man named ‘Mr. Pancake’ caught hiding stolen hamsters in pants, police say
WHLA-TV8 ^
| JULY 12, 2024
| Adam Conn, Nathaniel Rodriguez
Posted on 07/12/2024 8:55:34 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:01:03 AM PDT
by
glorgau
To: Red Badger
One of the greatest headlines ever.
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:01:09 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: Red Badger
I know the saying is, “You can’t make this kind of sh*t up”, but this one beggars belief.
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:01:12 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: Red Badger
“What the heck?” said one officer as he pulled the hamsters out of Pancake’s pants.
“For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?” asked another officer.
Conversations you never expected to read about in the straight news.
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:02:06 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: Red Badger
For anyone who has driven up Rome-Hilliard Road - Mr. Pancake can be seen wondering up and down the street - he usually hangs out at the Meijer’s parking lot.
To: EC Washington
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:05:29 AM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: EC Washington
What does this guy look like?.....................
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:06:31 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Red Badger
A story as old as time....
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:07:25 AM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: dayglored
I was looking for the usual ‘alligator’ story and ran across this instead and said, screw the alligator story................
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:08:16 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Red Badger
I guess he was hamming it up.
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:09:52 AM PDT
by
sauropod
("This is a time when people reveal themselves for who they are." James O'Keefe Ne supra crepidam)
To: Red Badger
In England, they call Men’s Speedo’s “BUDGIE SMUGGLERS”! Budgie’s are little birds!
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:10:15 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:11:08 AM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Red Badger; dayglored
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:13:08 AM PDT
by
rdl6989
( )
To: Red Badger
mr. pancake, it’s SUPPOSED to be gerbils in your pants you dumbarse, GERBILS!
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:15:11 AM PDT
by
catnipman
((A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil))
To: dayglored
“Get on your belly, Mr. Pancake!” one officer shouted when they arrested him. “In the name of the law Pancake, get on your belly!””What’s the flap, Jack?” responded Mr. Pancake.
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:15:57 AM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: rdl6989
Matthew Pancake, 31, was arrested after a spate of break-ins in Columbus, Ohio, and was found with hamsters in his pants (Jefferson County Jail)
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:20:24 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: gundog
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:21:58 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Red Badger
Reality keeps trying to outdo ‘The Bee’ - and too often succeeds.
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:22:22 AM PDT
by
Stosh
To: Red Badger
Something tells me i don’t want any pan cakes made by this guy.
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posted on
07/12/2024 9:22:26 AM PDT
by
Leep
(Leftardism strikes 1 in )
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