Posted on 07/05/2024 8:54:58 AM PDT by OneVike
After I get these HDs squared away I will share some other things I found, including a bunch of old images I have that range from interesting, funny to the extreme weird.
Ain’t it the truth. That “joke” is a classic.
I belly laughed at that! That’s so true, and brilliant!
Looking forward to the "extreme weird" ones. Life today is already pretty weird, and only extreme weird will suffice to not seem normal.
Very good .
Women are always trading up.
This is why MGTOW came into being.
I have been having so much fun investing and realized it yesterday I did this back in the 90’s until I got married.
At least I realized it again.
My husband is from the third floor of this Illustrious Establishment, but we do not have kids. He loves his dogs and bird and does ride the mower around the yard on occasion. LOL
He does not walk well at all, so I do not expect help with housework. Picking up his pile of trash by his TV would be nice,
though.
The joke usually goes on to say that in the spirit of equality, a “Wife” store opened across the street from the husband store. It also has six floors. The wives on the first floor are billed as “These wives are kind and loyal”. The second floor has “These wives are kind and loyal, and their sexual availability will not diminish after marriage”.
No one knows what the upper floors stock because no one has ever visited them.
You left off the end of the joke:
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer
The third, fourth, fifth & sixth floors have never been visited.
If you’re Bill Clinton you make them think they’re on the top floor then toss them out the window.
The Battle of the Sexes is eternal and humorous
Lol didn’t Bill get a chair thrown at him by Hilary when she found out about Monica?
I wonder what the wife store looks like?
Hillary was just upset Bill got caught.
I wish I knew that before OI posted this. It would have added to it being a livelier discussion for sure.
LOL. I was about to post a corollary. “First floor has boobs…nobody has ever seen the second”
😆
Then there’s Giselle Bundchen was married to one of the most desirable men on the planet in Tom Brady and dumps him for her fitness instructor. Seems to indicate that many women enjoy both sabotaging their relationships and crying miserably over it later.
I heard it was a beautiful vase.
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