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From time to time I attempt to clean up hard drives from old pcs that I have turned into slave drives. As is usually the case, I end up with many duplicate files. Thus from time to time I will attempt to remove as many duplicate files as possible. Upon doing so I run across things I filed away years ago and forgot about. This is one of them.

After I get these HDs squared away I will share some other things I found, including a bunch of old images I have that range from interesting, funny to the extreme weird.

1 posted on 07/05/2024 8:54:58 AM PDT by OneVike
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To: OneVike

Ain’t it the truth. That “joke” is a classic.


2 posted on 07/05/2024 9:00:44 AM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: OneVike

I belly laughed at that! That’s so true, and brilliant!


3 posted on 07/05/2024 9:00:47 AM PDT by chucklecore
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To: OneVike
> ...a bunch of old images I have that range from interesting, funny to the extreme weird...

Looking forward to the "extreme weird" ones. Life today is already pretty weird, and only extreme weird will suffice to not seem normal.

4 posted on 07/05/2024 9:04:20 AM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: OneVike

Women are always trading up.
This is why MGTOW came into being.
I have been having so much fun investing and realized it yesterday I did this back in the 90’s until I got married.

At least I realized it again.


6 posted on 07/05/2024 9:07:47 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: OneVike

My husband is from the third floor of this Illustrious Establishment, but we do not have kids. He loves his dogs and bird and does ride the mower around the yard on occasion. LOL

He does not walk well at all, so I do not expect help with housework. Picking up his pile of trash by his TV would be nice,
though.


8 posted on 07/05/2024 9:13:38 AM PDT by madison10
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To: OneVike

The joke usually goes on to say that in the spirit of equality, a “Wife” store opened across the street from the husband store. It also has six floors. The wives on the first floor are billed as “These wives are kind and loyal”. The second floor has “These wives are kind and loyal, and their sexual availability will not diminish after marriage”.

No one knows what the upper floors stock because no one has ever visited them.


9 posted on 07/05/2024 9:16:29 AM PDT by Little Pig
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To: OneVike

You left off the end of the joke:

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer
The third, fourth, fifth & sixth floors have never been visited.


10 posted on 07/05/2024 9:17:39 AM PDT by MichaelRDanger
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To: OneVike

The Battle of the Sexes is eternal and humorous


12 posted on 07/05/2024 9:24:15 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s ("If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there")
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To: OneVike

I wonder what the wife store looks like?


14 posted on 07/05/2024 9:27:26 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: OneVike

๐Ÿ˜†


18 posted on 07/05/2024 9:39:20 AM PDT by nutmeg (FJB)
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Then thereโ€™s Giselle Bundchen was married to one of the most desirable men on the planet in Tom Brady and dumps him for her fitness instructor. Seems to indicate that many women enjoy both sabotaging their relationships and crying miserably over it later.


19 posted on 07/05/2024 10:06:35 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: OneVike

It basically illustrates hypergamy, humorously. And humor only works well when there’s truth in it.


21 posted on 07/05/2024 10:23:08 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: OneVike

Thanks for posting, ROFLMAO ๐Ÿ˜‹.


23 posted on 07/05/2024 11:02:01 AM PDT by 2001convSVT (Asking questions is your right.)
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To: OneVike

THAT IS FUNNY——


25 posted on 07/05/2024 11:05:33 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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To: OneVike
PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives who love sex.

The second floor has wives who love sex, have money, and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth, and sixth floors have never been visited.

33 posted on 07/05/2024 1:33:59 PM PDT by MosesKnows
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