The joke usually goes on to say that in the spirit of equality, a “Wife” store opened across the street from the husband store. It also has six floors. The wives on the first floor are billed as “These wives are kind and loyal”. The second floor has “These wives are kind and loyal, and their sexual availability will not diminish after marriage”.
No one knows what the upper floors stock because no one has ever visited them.
If you’re Bill Clinton you make them think they’re on the top floor then toss them out the window.
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