[MichaelRDanger]

You left off the end of the joke:

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer
The third, fourth, fifth & sixth floors have never been visited.

[OneVike]

I wish I knew that before OI posted this. It would have added to it being a livelier discussion for sure.

[Sirius Lee]

LOL. I was about to post a corollary. “First floor has boobs…nobody has ever seen the second”