The Husband Store

Found While Cleaning Out HD Files ^ | ???? | Uknown

[OneVike]

Time for a short distraction from the madness of the day. I Found this in an old file I had long forgot about, and thought it would be worth sharing. Like all things, women can be quite unpredictable and difficult at times to please. I thought this story was perfect for our times today with so many women in charge of so many things. Now I do believe there are good women out there, but it sure seems like the ones who want control the world seem to be the most incompetent. As we look around, we wonder why things just don't work like they used to. Thus this story hits the nail on the head.

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened recently in New York City. A woman may go there to choose a husband. At the entrance to the store is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors, and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you may not go back down except to exit the building!

One day a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband for herself. At the first floor a sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward.  The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking, and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor.  There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

[OneVike]

From time to time I attempt to clean up hard drives from old pcs that I have turned into slave drives. As is usually the case, I end up with many duplicate files. Thus from time to time I will attempt to remove as many duplicate files as possible. Upon doing so I run across things I filed away years ago and forgot about. This is one of them.

After I get these HDs squared away I will share some other things I found, including a bunch of old images I have that range from interesting, funny to the extreme weird.

[dayglored]

Ain’t it the truth. That “joke” is a classic.

[chucklecore]

I belly laughed at that! That’s so true, and brilliant!

[dayglored]

> ...a bunch of old images I have that range from interesting, funny to the extreme weird...

Looking forward to the "extreme weird" ones. Life today is already pretty weird, and only extreme weird will suffice to not seem normal.

[Col Frank Slade]

Very good .

[Zathras]

Women are always trading up.
This is why MGTOW came into being.
I have been having so much fun investing and realized it yesterday I did this back in the 90’s until I got married.

At least I realized it again.

[Jamestown1630]

'At least I realized it again.'

So there is symmetry...

[madison10]

My husband is from the third floor of this Illustrious Establishment, but we do not have kids. He loves his dogs and bird and does ride the mower around the yard on occasion. LOL

He does not walk well at all, so I do not expect help with housework. Picking up his pile of trash by his TV would be nice,
though.

[Little Pig]

The joke usually goes on to say that in the spirit of equality, a “Wife” store opened across the street from the husband store. It also has six floors. The wives on the first floor are billed as “These wives are kind and loyal”. The second floor has “These wives are kind and loyal, and their sexual availability will not diminish after marriage”.

No one knows what the upper floors stock because no one has ever visited them.

[MichaelRDanger]

You left off the end of the joke:

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer
The third, fourth, fifth & sixth floors have never been visited.

[DIRTYSECRET]

If you’re Bill Clinton you make them think they’re on the top floor then toss them out the window.

[ChildOfThe60s]

The Battle of the Sexes is eternal and humorous

[chucklecore]

Lol didn’t Bill get a chair thrown at him by Hilary when she found out about Monica?

[aquila48]

I wonder what the wife store looks like?

[cgbg]

Hillary was just upset Bill got caught.

[OneVike]

I wish I knew that before OI posted this. It would have added to it being a livelier discussion for sure.

[Sirius Lee]

LOL. I was about to post a corollary. “First floor has boobs…nobody has ever seen the second”

[nutmeg]

😆

[tflabo]

Then there’s Giselle Bundchen was married to one of the most desirable men on the planet in Tom Brady and dumps him for her fitness instructor. Seems to indicate that many women enjoy both sabotaging their relationships and crying miserably over it later.

[FamiliarFace]

I heard it was a beautiful vase.