Oops!
Earthquakes - another reason why a surgeon needs steady hands...
At least it wasn’t during his circumcision.
Probably the last time he’ll feel the earth move
I was getting a heart cath. They had prepped me and sent the camera up through the artery in my groin to near my heart. That’s not a pleasant procedure.
The large monitor the surgeons were using went zzzzt zzzzt and it blacked out.
They called and were told there were no other operating rooms available and tech services were not available either. They said they would have to back the cable out and we would have to do this again soon.
I told them to roll my gurney over to the monitor. They eventually agreed. I unplugged the data cable, blew it out, and screwed it back in. The images came back up. They rolled the bed back in place and completed my surgery.
On a positive note, a slip of the knife meant the guy now sings soprano. 🎵
Maybe it was a sign from God, DON’T DO IT.
Did the Earth move for you too?
I really wasn’t worried because he had walked me through every step said the tenor.
I guess he didn’t know if he was coming or going!
one of my co-workers was having a vasectomy and somehow the machine they were using had a ground fault.
he said it was like being tazed in the balls as he flew off the table into the wall and collapsed on the floor breaking his arm.
My co-workers and I all thought he should sue, but he did not.
I am pretty sure that the doctors malpractice ins company would have settled with a large amount so it would not go to a jury trial.
Talk about scrambled eggs...
I hope there wasn’t a Bris happening at the time.
That was God, you idiot.
Question:
When a female, or an alleged “female,” or a leftist, or a progressive, communist, socialist, liberal talking head . . .
Glares at you.
Is that a vasectomy?
I was in the middle of mastectomy 6/10/2014 when a tornado whipped through town and took out the power. Of course, I didn’t know it because I was “under”. Thank heaven for hospital generators.
