Lol!
Posted on 03/21/2024 8:06:40 AM PDT by Lazamataz
The Black Swan event is likely to occur before the 2024 election, especially if it becomes obvious that Trump will win despite the Left's every effort to cheat him a second time.
SO let's have some fun with it! Might as well laugh at the Grim Reaper!
I have a prediction:
Taiwan is invaded or blockaded by China. China activates 100's of sleeper cells, who interfere with or destroy much of America's infrastructure. Electrical power is shut down nationwide. Then, Biden's helicopter is shot down by a lucky shot. It will be done with a Ghost Gun AR-15 with a bump-stock and a 100 round magazine. The gun will be acquired by exploiting the gun show loophole. This gun will be wielded by a MAGA-cap wearing, older white male who recently posted about being opposed to the Global Warming agenda, the transexual agenda, and Big Technology censorship. He will have attended the January 6th sedition/terrorism/revolt/riot/attempted coup/rebellion/insurrection, and believes the untrue lies (that have been disproven) that there was any widespread voter fraud in 2020, even though there is no credible evidence, and following the fact that this fabricated and false accusation has been debunked as falsehood, and is unfounded, lacking evidence, and all such charges have been dismissed and proven to be without merit, substance, or any modicum of truth.
Then, a weird new disease is released. It will be Chinese in origin, and will cause everyone infected to vomit out chicken feathers, despite never having been around a chicken. 95% of those infected will die. The government will mandate a vaccine that is 97% ineffective, and causes rapid onset of hair cancer in 40% of those who take it.
The dollar will collapse completely, wiping out Social Security and retirement accounts completely. The government will outlaw possession of the hyperinflated dollar, in favor of their electronic blockchain US Credit monetary unit. They will also outlaw the possession of gold, silver, real estate, cars, and old copies of Rush's 2012 album.
Then comes the alien invasion, and the zombies, and the werewolves. Food stamps will no longer work. Racial riots will break out everywhere. There will be severe weather, then comes the volcanos and the asteroids.
No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that's when the CATASTROPHE starts! It's the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it's EXCRUCIATING, but that's just the beginning, because after that it's all PAIN.
There will be one woman that Laz did NOT HIT IT and we all died of shock.
Oh come on. Let's only consider things that could actually happen!
You forgot the BLOODBATH!
If we’re all gonna die anyways, let’s have some fun with it.
I added it to the keywords.
I expect a cyber attack which cripples much of the country AND makes electronic voting impossible — so ... no election.
WAIT!!
You forgot to add the most important thing!
All elections will be suspended until this is all over and Bidenomics makes everything right again.
IOW’S never
That's how it starts.
I don’t have to guess. Reliable sources have already told me what’s happening, but I’m sworn to secrecy.
OK, OK... it’s an alien invasion, ya’ll. The real outer space kind. Whew... I feel better now.
Lol!
The past 15 years of my life have been devoted almost exclusively to studying the problem of world peace and, especially, the relation of the United States to these problems. These studies led me, 10 years ago, to the conclusion that the great question of our time is not whether or not one world can be achieved, but whether or not one world can be achieved by peaceful means.
We shall have world government, whether or not we like it. The question is only whether world government will be achieved by consent or by conquest.
James Carville will suddenly grow long, black hair, but it will be out of his ears and nose.
The deep state no doubt his plans for whoever wins in November. A Trump win will unleash non-stop rioting and violence. They will punish America for re-electing DJT, even if it means burning down every black-owned business in America.
A Biden “win” and the military/censorship/ DoJ complex flexes it muscles in a way previously unimaginable. They come after patriots with even longer knives.
I’m starting to believe the deep state would prefer Trump to win so they can gleefully unleash even more mayhem.
That's how it always starts.
Does this man resemble Charleton Heston?
Bill Clinton will join a monastery and take a vow of celibacy.
1) NATO troops in open combat in Ukraine
2) World War III
3) Attacks on U.S. power grid by Chinese hackers
4) Iran sails a ship with a nuclear weapon into the waters near Manhattan (financial collapse follows)
5) Biden drops Jill, marries Easter Bunny 🐰
6) Laz finds woman; gets married
I think it’s sooner than most people think.
I say they will do something during the April 8 Eclipse while everyone is traveling to see it for maximum effect.
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