Posted on 03/16/2024 10:31:13 AM PDT by dynachrome
Amid concerns that the national debt may be spiraling out of control, Biden calmed fears in a statement that he has a plan to pay off the debt by capturing a leprechaun and stealing all his gold.
"Don't worry folks-- it's gonna be fine!" said Biden. "I saw a rainbow this morning when my sprinklers went off. You know what's at the end of a rainbow, don't you? I'm gonna get me some of that leprechaun gold and pay off the debt-- just like that!"
Economist Paul Krugman praised the idea as "sound" even though it's never been proven to work before. "Computer models indicate that Biden's the best and this is a good idea," he said.
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Bless the BEE!!
Joe O’Biden and his Magic Shillelagh, which bringeth forth Ten Percent for the Big Guy.
Paging O’Darby
Whoops
That should be Darby O’Gill
Yeah. A leprechaun named John Q Taxpayer.
Bee should stop giving Biden advice.
LOL
Chomo Joe is only treating the leprechauns with equity - he steals everyone else’s gold too.
And free green beer for everyone 🍺. Just put in on the libtard charge account
Maybe we’ll be lucky and while he’s Leprechaun hunting the Faeries will spirit him away...
The problem with Leprechaun gold is like a biden promise, it evaporates with the morning dew...
One can hope, but being spirited away by fairies is more obama’s speed...
Funny, but there are probably some stupid Biden staffers who upon hearing about this would actually be considering if it is possible.
Give the leprechaun to Ukraine and we keep our tax dollars.
😆😆😆
Malarkey
Unfortunately I understand that Leprechauns reside on Chinese spy balloons and it’s official US policy under Biden to avoid those and let them do whatever they want so I guess this won’t work out.
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