Scientists Fear 100% Fatal ‘Zombie Deer Disease’ Will Mutate to Infect Humans: ‘There Are no Contingency Plans’

New York Post ^ | Feb. 20, 2024 | Andrew Court

[dynachrome]

Zombie deer! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[airborne]

They will only release the latest variant after they have given all the elitists the antidote.

[kawhill]

Generally out here in Kansas it happens when hunters bait their deer with corn on the ground or a mineral lick, where many deer congregate together, if one of the animals has it they can transmit it easily. The Department of Wildlife and Parks wants to ban the practice. For the sake of the Kansas deer herd I hope they can get legislation passed.

[Osage Orange]

It’s never a good idea to type while stoned.........

[Fai Mao]

How could we tell zombies from normal democrats?

[smokingfrog]

Has j0E been tested?

[Bratch]

[usurper]

I guess we now know what the new election variant will be.

Historically, pandemics hit the world once every other century. Now its every other week.

[1of10]

“But how do deer catch it? They don’t eat flesh,”

That’s a good question, I know it has been around ... but it had to come from somewhere?

[MayflowerMadam]

What is cns?

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Damn. I was gonna start eating cow brains in order to get used to life as a zombie.

[Qwapisking]

looks dangerous to me.

[Right Brigade]

Arm up people.
Remeber,
A country boy can survive.

[Magic Fingers]

“But how do deer catch it?”

The vax.

[1of10]

“bait their deer with corn on the ground”

In Georgia, some of us know to broadcast our corn over a very large area ... multiple acres ...
Like an acorn fall.

Unless you really just want to feed raccoon and possums ...

just saying.....

[Magnum44]

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I prefer vehicles.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Obviously all the whitetails are going to have to get mail-in ballots. They better hurry before they drop dead, though. The dropboxes are already set up and ready to go in:
* Deer, Arizona
* Deer, Arkansas
* Killdeer, North Dakota (I have heard the deer are objecting to this one)
* Lame Deer, Montana (the deer are feeling insulted by this one)
* Deer Park, Texas
* Deer Park, Washington
* Deer Park, New York
* Deerfield, Illinois

[kawhill]

I didn’t say it was me that does it, but I know hunters who do. I don’t even hunt the critters anymore. I feed them with my crops, they take money out of my pocket. You wouldn’t believe what a herd of 12-15 deer can do to the edge of a soybean field. Looks like a lawn mower came through there on the first three or four rows. I plant two acre food plots of clover and alfalfa, that brings them in and they’re spread out.

[JPG]

What is cns?

Central nervous system.