Obviously all the whitetails are going to have to get mail-in ballots. They better hurry before they drop dead, though. The dropboxes are already set up and ready to go in:
* Deer, Arizona
* Deer, Arkansas
* Killdeer, North Dakota (I have heard the deer are objecting to this one)
* Lame Deer, Montana (the deer are feeling insulted by this one)
* Deer Park, Texas
* Deer Park, Washington
* Deer Park, New York
* Deerfield, Illinois
There is a Hart, CA.