Posted on 01/23/2024 10:45:47 PM PST by Libloather
A disgruntled passenger was removed for farting excessively on an American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin last week, it has been claimed.
The early evening flight from the Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport in Arizona to the Austin-Bergstrom International Airport in Texas was forced to return to its gate and delayed by 15 to 30 minutes, according to a passenger who was on the flight said.
The Texas-based traveler wrote on Reddit: 'I was on a direct American flight from Phoenix to Austin and I was seated near the row where this situation occurred.'
The Reddit poster described the January 14 incident as 'kinda funny' and 'somewhat entertaining' but said they did not film it.
The author remembered the passenger was 'audibly disgruntled about something, maybe hungover,' after they boarded the flight.
'As soon as he sat down, he was grumbling about something under his breath, like “f****** hell” or something,' the Reddit poster wrote.
After a majority of people were seated, the man said: 'You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell' and farted, according to the author.
They did not know what provoked that statement, but said, 'while kinda funny to overhear, it was uncalled for especially coming from a grown man on an airplane nonetheless.'
There were female passengers sitting next to the disgruntled passenger, who were 'seemingly mining their own business,' the author recalled.
They wrote: 'I didn’t catch anyone’s response to that but the guy seated next to me and I exchanged smiles and shook our heads.'
The passenger who reportedly farted said: 'Yeah, everybody let’s just eat the smelliest food possible all at the same time.'
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Removed from the flight for farting or talking about farting? Just like when finding treasure, keep your mouth shut, even if the other end can’t. What can anyone do then?
The “disgruntled” passenger should have been warned that he were to continue passing gas, he would be playing a dangerous game by crapping his pants. Then he would have to be wrapped with a garbage bag and forced to sit in his own mess.
Uh....not trying to be crude here but you might want to look up what the current use of ‘fluff’ is. Just sayin’ Better to use something like ‘toot’ or ‘whisper.’
Under advisement.
Plane passenger poops pants during flight, smears on seat: ‘Spread out like peanut butter’
I would have been permanently banned from American Airlines. 😇💨💨
“’...I was seated near the row where this situation occurred.’”
The situation?...LOL..Whoa, almost let one go myself!
The airline gas passer reminded me of the poopbutter spreader. Are these border jumpers?
I wonder how many times this particular event has ever happened?
ROFL! I’ll have to use that.
Rush used to get laughs by talking about women FARDING in the car. As he used to explain, to FARD was to put on makeup - in French.
Thanks for the reminder about his great humor.
Sounds like the work of D.B. Pooper.
Try a 14 hr flight with eating airplane food. Nasty results
“Disgruntled passenger is removed for FARTING excessively on American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin...”
Those rascally democrats!
He who smelled it dealt it.
“Dogs are horrendous..”
I’ll take a dog anytime over a human! At least they get up and split thus warning you what’s coming!😎
Fox is the finder!
Butter beans and granola. Human hovercraft in a seat.
“They breathed a sigh of relief when he was escorted off …..”
Democrats on board were disappointed. You could tell who they are...they were the ones who kept deep breathing abd biting at the air.
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