Defense Secretary Hospitalized After Complications From Elective Procedure

New York Times ^ | Jan. 5, 2024, 6:45 p.m. ET | Helene Cooper

[Olog-hai]

Defense Secretary Lloyd J. Austin III has been in the hospital since Monday, after complications from a recent elective medical procedure, the Pentagon said on Friday.

Maj. Gen. Patrick S. Ryder, the Pentagon press secretary, declined to elaborate on the source of Mr. Austin’s medical issues, citing patient privacy. …

[Secret Agent Man]

Chopadickoffamee, or boob job? Don’t know how he/she/it rolls.

[DoodleBob]

Post of the thread.

[Secret Agent Man]

Maybe he can team up with the Wide Latina on SCOTUS...

[mass55th]

Elective procedure? Was he having a sex change?

[Sacajaweau]

Thanks...Don’t wish sickness on anyone.

[SuperLuminal]

Penis-reattachment under his left arm?

[bigdaddy45]

Removing one’s head from one’s ass is not easy.

[jocon307]

“Wide Latina”

LOLOLOLOL!

[lee martell]

Lol!
Hear my Wicked laugh!

[sheik yerbouty]

“Darth Idi”..

[Uncle Miltie]

Plucked her eyebrows on the way

Shaved her legs and then he was a she

She says, “Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side”

[drSteve78]

Which multi binary pervert was it?

[drSteve78]

implanted a brain.

Wait, what? And waste a perfectly good scarecrow?

[Bonemaker]

It’s almost like you’d root for Austin to succeed as a big strong black guy. Too bad he sold his soul. If he was real he would have have resigned before the Afghanistan fiasco. Therefore, screw ‘em.

[beethovenfan]

Maybe they could implant a spine.......

[FreeReign]

Too funny. I expect to see him dressed as an admiral

A Rear Admiral?

[Jim Noble]

I pray for his speedy recovery.

I also pray that he would resign.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

a “rotor rooter”? Couldn’t the “Pentagoon” have gotten that from one of the queers in the Pentagon?

[shotgun]

Recall some NYT or New Yorker magazine writer once wished Clarence Thomas’s wife to feed him bacon and eggs to bring on early heart disease because black males are more prone to it. Another example of a white liberal making racist remarks unchecked.

[Surrounded_too]

Obama got stuck inside and couldn’t find his way out.