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NOTE: BISON DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH.................
1 posted on 01/05/2024 10:50:14 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Play stupid games.....


2 posted on 01/05/2024 10:51:14 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
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I am distraught. Everyone is stealing my great ideas. I wanted to ride a bison. Never got the chance, they shied away. I see this morning someone stripped off naked and dove into the giant Bass Pro aquarium. Also my idea. They’ve ruined it for me because I don’t want to be perceived as a copycat. Life just isn’t fair.


3 posted on 01/05/2024 10:57:48 AM PST by BipolarBob (My investment choice for 2024 is pre-ban menthol cigarettes. )
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To: Red Badger

stupidity must be painful


4 posted on 01/05/2024 10:57:49 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
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To: Red Badger

People are being way too hard on this nice person. The Bison was wagging its tail, and everyone knows that means it is happy to see you!


5 posted on 01/05/2024 10:59:09 AM PST by rlmorel ("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
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To: Red Badger

Once the Native Americans killed off the horse, there was no North American animal that was ridable! Old World people had the horse and the donkey.

South Americans had the llama, which was domesticated but not readily ridable.

But the Spaniards inadvertently gave horseback riding back to the Native Americans!


8 posted on 01/05/2024 11:09:23 AM PST by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: Red Badger

What “close call”? None in video. I was expecting horns, gore and guts following a yippe-ki-yay ride.


9 posted on 01/05/2024 11:10:27 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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To: Red Badger

Why not just let it happen and film it for the interwebs.


10 posted on 01/05/2024 11:14:03 AM PST by lurk (u)
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To: Red Badger

Stupid should hurt...


11 posted on 01/05/2024 11:18:36 AM PST by joe fonebone (And the people said NO! The End)
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To: Red Badger

Those are beautiful animals.


12 posted on 01/05/2024 11:20:09 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Red Badger; Rennes Templar
the man approached a particularly large bison and asked if he could stroke its fur. Excited, he then asked whether he could ride it before being startled back by the animal's bristling reaction.

In the “bison” versus “buffalo” wars, here's a nickel's worth of advice:

If yer gonna talk to the animals, don't ask for too much, even if you don't have two bison to rub together.

13 posted on 01/05/2024 11:22:58 AM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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To: Red Badger

Disney did a disservice by humanizing animals way too much.


15 posted on 01/05/2024 11:31:29 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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To: Red Badger

They’re a surly lot.


17 posted on 01/05/2024 11:34:53 AM PST by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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To: Red Badger
NOTE: BISON DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH.................

Yah gotta speak like and American tourist, anyone, anywhere, can understand English if only you speak loud enough!...

18 posted on 01/05/2024 11:35:49 AM PST by null and void (I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me to be on or off . And ping me is you see articles of interest.
20 posted on 01/05/2024 11:45:27 AM PST by SJackson (In a war of ideas it is people who get killed, Stanislaw Jerzy Lec)
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To: Red Badger

Riding Bison sounds fun, until the Bison wants his turn.


22 posted on 01/05/2024 11:53:02 AM PST by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
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To: Red Badger

Don’t pet the Fluffy Cows.


24 posted on 01/05/2024 12:07:48 PM PST by grey_whiskers ( The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Red Badger

I’ve heard they also have an aversion to people on roller skates.


26 posted on 01/05/2024 12:09:38 PM PST by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: Red Badger
...be alert for changes in behavior such as animals raising their tails, pawing the ground, and vocalizing...

Yes. A horn goring your gut is another of nature's little warning signs.

30 posted on 01/05/2024 12:25:17 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Red Badger

This guy is going to end up being the Timothy Treadwell of Bison.


34 posted on 01/05/2024 12:56:18 PM PST by DouglasKC
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To: Red Badger

But he must be a friendly bison, did you not see he was wagging his tail?! LOL


36 posted on 01/05/2024 1:07:16 PM PST by BrandtMichaels ( Why I Oughta! One of these days... Bang, Zoom, To The Moon!)
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