NOTE: BISON DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH.................
To: Red Badger
2 posted on
01/05/2024 10:51:14 AM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
To: All
I am distraught. Everyone is stealing my great ideas. I wanted to ride a bison. Never got the chance, they shied away. I see this morning someone stripped off naked and dove into the giant Bass Pro aquarium. Also my idea. They’ve ruined it for me because I don’t want to be perceived as a copycat. Life just isn’t fair.
3 posted on
01/05/2024 10:57:48 AM PST by
BipolarBob
(My investment choice for 2024 is pre-ban menthol cigarettes. )
To: Red Badger
stupidity must be painful
4 posted on
01/05/2024 10:57:49 AM PST by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: Red Badger
People are being way too hard on this nice person. The Bison was wagging its tail, and everyone knows that means it is happy to see you!
5 posted on
01/05/2024 10:59:09 AM PST by
rlmorel
("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
To: Red Badger
Once the Native Americans killed off the horse, there was no North American animal that was ridable! Old World people had the horse and the donkey.
South Americans had the llama, which was domesticated but not readily ridable.
But the Spaniards inadvertently gave horseback riding back to the Native Americans!
8 posted on
01/05/2024 11:09:23 AM PST by
Honorary Serb
(Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
To: Red Badger
What “close call”? None in video. I was expecting horns, gore and guts following a yippe-ki-yay ride.
9 posted on
01/05/2024 11:10:27 AM PST by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
To: Red Badger
Why not just let it happen and film it for the interwebs.
10 posted on
01/05/2024 11:14:03 AM PST by
lurk
(u)
To: Red Badger
11 posted on
01/05/2024 11:18:36 AM PST by
joe fonebone
(And the people said NO! The End)
To: Red Badger
Those are beautiful animals.
12 posted on
01/05/2024 11:20:09 AM PST by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Red Badger; Rennes Templar
the man approached a particularly large bison and asked if he could stroke its fur. Excited, he then asked whether he could ride it before being startled back by the animal's bristling reaction. In the “bison” versus “buffalo” wars, here's a nickel's worth of advice:
If yer gonna talk to the animals, don't ask for too much, even if you don't have two bison to rub together.
13 posted on
01/05/2024 11:22:58 AM PST by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
To: Red Badger
Disney did a disservice by humanizing animals way too much.
15 posted on
01/05/2024 11:31:29 AM PST by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
To: Red Badger
17 posted on
01/05/2024 11:34:53 AM PST by
Noumenon
(You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
To: Red Badger
NOTE: BISON DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH................. Yah gotta speak like and American tourist, anyone, anywhere, can understand English if only you speak loud enough!...
18 posted on
01/05/2024 11:35:49 AM PST by
null and void
(I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me to be on or off . And ping me is you see articles of interest.
20 posted on
01/05/2024 11:45:27 AM PST by
SJackson
(In a war of ideas it is people who get killed, Stanislaw Jerzy Lec)
To: Red Badger
Riding Bison sounds fun, until the Bison wants his turn.
22 posted on
01/05/2024 11:53:02 AM PST by
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
To: Red Badger
Don’t pet the Fluffy Cows.
24 posted on
01/05/2024 12:07:48 PM PST by
grey_whiskers
( The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Red Badger
I’ve heard they also have an aversion to people on roller skates.
26 posted on
01/05/2024 12:09:38 PM PST by
ComputerGuy
(Heavily-medicated for your protection)
To: Red Badger
...be alert for changes in behavior such as animals raising their tails, pawing the ground, and vocalizing... Yes. A horn goring your gut is another of nature's little warning signs.
To: Red Badger
This guy is going to end up being the Timothy Treadwell of Bison.
To: Red Badger
But he must be a friendly bison, did you not see he was wagging his tail?! LOL
36 posted on
01/05/2024 1:07:16 PM PST by
BrandtMichaels
( Why I Oughta! One of these days... Bang, Zoom, To The Moon!)
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