[BipolarBob]

I am distraught. Everyone is stealing my great ideas. I wanted to ride a bison. Never got the chance, they shied away. I see this morning someone stripped off naked and dove into the giant Bass Pro aquarium. Also my idea. They’ve ruined it for me because I don’t want to be perceived as a copycat. Life just isn’t fair.

[fini]

"They’ve ruined it for me because I don’t want to be perceived as a copycat. Life just isn’t fair."

I'm sorry to hear of this. But have you ever thought about going to an aquarium and jumping into the shark tank? If you are really feeling adventurous, maybe cut yourself beforehand. But don't worry about it being my idea. If you do it, I'll keep my mouth shut.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You actually can ride bison. If they are trained to it. A small group in our area ride cows for some reason and one of them does ride a bison. Or maybe a bison/cow cross.

Humans do weird things.

If you want to do something no one else ever has you must be extremely creative.

Maybe ride a Komodo Dragon?

Although I have no doubt a drunk Aussie beat you to it but you could be the first to do a podcast while riding a Komodo Dragon.

[Hot Tabasco]

I don’t want to be perceived as a copycat. Life just isn’t fair.

I understand your pain Bob, life certainly isn't fair.

Just curious, have you given any thought to be the first person to swim the Rio Grande into Mexico carrying an illegal on your back, helping him to return home? That would certainly be a first and maybe even eligible for the Guinness Book of World Records?

Give it some thought.......