Posted on 12/16/2023 10:10:55 AM PST by Navy Patriot
TAMPA, FL — Fresh off the case of George Bailey, Clarence the Angel embarked on a new mission over the weekend to show California Governor Gavin Newsom what the California could be like if he'd never been born.
"I just picked him up and flew him over to Florida," Clarence explained. "Easiest job I've ever had."
Earlier in the day, residents had observed Newsom wandering the streets of San Francisco, muttering to himself about the futility of life. "I was supposed to be President! I was supposed to be the guy!" cried out Newsom. "Instead, I've spent my days toiling away in California -- and now, looking around at this crummy little state, what do I have to show for it? What has it all been for??"
It was then that Clarence the Angel descended to Gavin Newsom's side, arriving to visibly show Newsom the fruits of his life's work. "You're going to be given a great gift, Gavin - to see what California would look like if you had never been born!" exclaimed Clarence as they arrived in Florida. "Look at the unvarnished beauty of nature, walk the streets free of feces, see the livelihoods unruined, hear the laughter of children allowed to live! You see Gavin, each man's life touches so many other lives. See all the wonderful things that don't exist because of you? It really is a wonderful life here in Florida, isn't it?"
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A real man would Jump at the chance!
Oh my goodness. Classic!!!
lol! 👍
OMG THE BEE DOES IT AGAIN!
Absolutely! Just the headline alone is priceless.
Gavin couldn’t care less,,,,,he is part of the Pelosi clan.
WACWYDT!
(WA=We All)
I was hoping for a “Leap Of Faith” on Newsom’s part.
Just watched the real thing last night so this satirical take is well-timed.
Bttt.
5.56mm
Newsome is not indispensable to California's collapse. He's just an easily replaceable cog in the works.
yup.
here in my small californua town..
..we are celebrating Jesus’birthday..
...with a open air showing of a movie..
” ELF.”
( aka a demonic “ nephiliam “ )
its supposed to be a comedy, but im not very amused..
heavy sigh..
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Uh, it’s comedy.
Gavins are everywhere, it’s not Gavins fault.
Instead, it is the majority of intellectually lazy voters who let their sense of self preservation and self interest erode by exclusively grazing at the lie trough without questioning a thing they were shown or told.
Group thinking dolts who otherwise are capable of leading mostly productive lives. It’s astonishing how they parade their ignorance on Social Media for all to see.
“We can do this!”
“Trump is a Monster”
“I don’t like his Tweets”
“I’m with Her”
Calls of the imbocile.
Maybe in a bit over a week as a Christmas present to us all?
And Gavin said, we don’t have the humidity or the hurricanes, so what’s your point, angel?
Killjoy. Yes, we all know that, but the set up is humorous. (That means funny, amusing.) Get it.
Cali’s problems go way back further than Newsom.
gruesome newsome is Potter and Wesley Mouch combined.
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