Posted on 11/19/2023 2:21:46 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
The US Army has sweetened the deal. Taylor Swift concert tickets for enlistment in the US Army.
In addition to not having to get the Fauci/Wuhan FDA CDC Covid Death shot, you can get one Taylor Swift concert ticket for each year you enlist for. Additionally, you may qualify for a $50,000 enlistment bonus. All of this in addition to health care, travel around the world and the appreciation of those not being drafted.
Not physically fit, not problem. If male, identify as a woman and you can probably easily qualify under the very relaxed female standards. If female and you cannot meet the very relaxed standards, no problem. We can bring you under our DEI program (note: we have brought females under this provision without any arms or legs).
Not a high school graduate, no problem. Submit either a GED or a Middle School diploma with a note from your mother or probation officer attesting to your brilliance.
The fine print: Taylor Swift concert tickets are from past concerts and cannot be used for future concerts; however, if you keep them for 50-75 years they will be worth a lot of money. Warning: Only .001% of enlistees will qualify for the $50,000 enlistment bonuses. Although the Fauci/Wuhan FDA CDC Covid death shots are not being required now, we reserve the right to require them at a later date with you having no recourse. Health care provided will include abortions and sex change operations; however, other health care may be limited or denied at our discretion. After your enlistment ends, we don't know you and if any health care is provided you will have to seek it with the Veterans Affairs offices.
Are the troops fighting for her tail?
I’d take my chances on the shot.
I’ve heard her sing - PASS! Even if I wasn’t too old!
Lol... Not sure that is going to help much. There are still many who are smart enough not to fall for Swift. Woke didn’t work, so they appeal to even more woke with woke Swift.
Considering how most of her songs are about how bad her exes are I wouldn’t touch her with someone else’s ten foot pole. That and her Madonna-like campaign to make Christians accept homosexuals as normal.
You keep them, Taylor; I’m good.
STYDJ
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