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Disbelief as woman who slurped 48 oysters on first date wonders what went wrong(He went to the bathroom and didn't return)
Daily Mail ^ | 10-13-23 | EMMA SALETTA

Posted on 10/13/2023 11:18:23 AM PDT by dynachrome

A woman has gone viral after noisily slurping down 48 oysters at a Georgia restaurant while out on a first date.

The woman, who goes by the name EquanaB on TikTok, revealed in a video [warning: graphic language] that she met up with her date at Fontaine's Oyster House in Atlanta. She proceeded to order four dozen oysters and noisily knocked them back during the dinner - that's where it all started to go wrong.

While waiting for her date to come out of the bathroom, the woman was angered to learn that he had left the restaurant - in apparent disgust over her insatiable appetite for shellfish.

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Once she finished the 48 oysters, the women ordered crab cakes and red-skinned potatoes, which she said were a 'ten out of ten.'

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: datenight; firstdate; georgiarestaurant; oysters; runaway
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To: dynachrome

Does Equannus know her name means horse’s ass?


61 posted on 10/13/2023 12:00:35 PM PDT by TonyinLA (I don't have sufficient information to formulate a reasoned opinion said no lefty ever.)
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To: Scott from the Left Coast
I’m guessing she’s a BIG girl…

Not yet, but she's on the program for it.

Got some big ol' taters, though.

62 posted on 10/13/2023 12:00:35 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie
It's got man hands


63 posted on 10/13/2023 12:02:13 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: TonyinLA

ROFLOL! You win the internet for today!


64 posted on 10/13/2023 12:02:36 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing)
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To: dynachrome

She is a pig


65 posted on 10/13/2023 12:03:22 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Genocide is here. Leftist extremists are spearheading the Genocide against conservatives. )
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To: ealgeone

Tiffan-E’sha!


66 posted on 10/13/2023 12:04:28 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: dynachrome

Like school on Saturday.

No class.


67 posted on 10/13/2023 12:05:01 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Equity" = "All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others.")
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To: dynachrome

“While waiting for her date to come out of the bathroom, the woman was angered to learn that he had left the restaurant”

My sister never returned to the table — after her blind date said he had voted for Clinton.


68 posted on 10/13/2023 12:05:38 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam ("Normal" is never coming back.)
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To: Organic Panic

I doubt she was making calls on her phone. A lot of it sounds like she video-ed it and then added narration later.

The whole thing is probably another fake to get views and likes.


69 posted on 10/13/2023 12:08:57 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: dynachrome

I was never polite on blind dates—one look at her at the table—before anything else happened—I am running out the door.

Yuk.


70 posted on 10/13/2023 12:10:22 PM PDT by cgbg ("Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." Anna Freud.)
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To: dfwgator

The scene of Darryl Hannah eating lobster in ‘Splash’ is better.


71 posted on 10/13/2023 12:10:24 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: dynachrome

Everyone’s style, however ridiculous is their own business but that speech affectation is nauseating.


72 posted on 10/13/2023 12:10:40 PM PDT by daku
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To: cgbg

Easting oysters with those fingernails. YUCK


73 posted on 10/13/2023 12:12:16 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: dynachrome

Hey, a girl’s gotta eat!

And eat...

And eat...

And eat...


74 posted on 10/13/2023 12:12:21 PM PDT by Boomer (Winter is coming...)
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To: dynachrome

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHahahaha.

I wonder if he stuck her with the check for her gluttony.

(the pic could have been much, much worse, but half what I expected)


75 posted on 10/13/2023 12:13:42 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Organic Panic

There might be a little extra surprise down below too..


76 posted on 10/13/2023 12:14:40 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: dynachrome
Hey, it's Ms. Creosode!
77 posted on 10/13/2023 12:15:17 PM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: dynachrome

Damn, 48?

Wow.

She could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Skilly Galley in Richmond, VA.

36 oysters Moscow.

5.56mm


78 posted on 10/13/2023 12:16:37 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
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To: dynachrome

The woman thought he would buy her oysters in return for her clam. Sorry, men have wised up.


79 posted on 10/13/2023 12:16:59 PM PDT by libh8er
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To: John S Mosby

Modern version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rx0kBHZIHI&list=TLPQMTMxMDIwMjMoRMmLJdu78w&index=2


80 posted on 10/13/2023 12:18:51 PM PDT by GOYAKLA
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