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Disbelief as woman who slurped 48 oysters on first date wonders what went wrong(He went to the bathroom and didn't return)
Daily Mail ^ | 10-13-23 | EMMA SALETTA

Posted on 10/13/2023 11:18:23 AM PDT by dynachrome

A woman has gone viral after noisily slurping down 48 oysters at a Georgia restaurant while out on a first date.

The woman, who goes by the name EquanaB on TikTok, revealed in a video [warning: graphic language] that she met up with her date at Fontaine's Oyster House in Atlanta. She proceeded to order four dozen oysters and noisily knocked them back during the dinner - that's where it all started to go wrong.

While waiting for her date to come out of the bathroom, the woman was angered to learn that he had left the restaurant - in apparent disgust over her insatiable appetite for shellfish.

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Once she finished the 48 oysters, the women ordered crab cakes and red-skinned potatoes, which she said were a 'ten out of ten.'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: datenight; firstdate; georgiarestaurant; oysters; runaway
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He escaped a fate worse than death.

A little humor for these times.

1 posted on 10/13/2023 11:18:23 AM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

The tik-tok video of her pounding down the oysters, if you want. Some bad language, of course.

https://www.tiktok.com/@equanaaa/video/7288609310525918506


2 posted on 10/13/2023 11:19:28 AM PDT by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: dynachrome

I wonder what that cost...

(I’d disappear once I saw those ridiculous shoes.)


3 posted on 10/13/2023 11:20:58 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: dynachrome

He didn’t wanted to pay for a pig at a trough is my guess


4 posted on 10/13/2023 11:21:27 AM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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To: dynachrome

A fate worse than death is a significant understatement!

She’s pleasantly plump currently.

With an appetite like that, she’s going to be a rather large person in the near future.


5 posted on 10/13/2023 11:21:57 AM PDT by Pox (Eff You China. Buy American!)
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To: dynachrome
With a name like equanna.....no go.

There should be an update to the crazy/hot matrix to take into account names.

6 posted on 10/13/2023 11:22:47 AM PDT by ealgeone
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To: dynachrome
If she had done this at something like red lobster, I'd understand. But if you go to Fontaine's Oyster House, what do you expect? A coke and a bag of chips?
7 posted on 10/13/2023 11:22:49 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: dynachrome

I’m guessing she’s a BIG girl…


8 posted on 10/13/2023 11:22:51 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (“We should not assume civilization is robust”)
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To: dynachrome

She dated him for him to pay for a huge meal for her. Thats all.

And she looks dressed like a hoe.


9 posted on 10/13/2023 11:23:09 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: fruser1

48 oysters plus dinner, yikes!


10 posted on 10/13/2023 11:23:39 AM PDT by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: dynachrome

EquanaB. IMO, black women in general are close to, if not, the least attractive females on the planet. There are some that aren’t, but it’s a short list.


11 posted on 10/13/2023 11:25:08 AM PDT by CatOwner
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To: dynachrome

Never try to make a girlfriend out of a stripper. Even if you don’t know if she’s a stripper but she looks like one, the same rule applies.


12 posted on 10/13/2023 11:25:29 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (Ephesians 6:10 - 18)
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To: dynachrome

“They was so goood…” Slurp!

LMAO!!!


13 posted on 10/13/2023 11:25:44 AM PDT by dragonblustar (You best start believing in Bible prophecies, you’re in one.)
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To: dynachrome

I guess the date never heard that oysters are an aphrodisiac. Iguana was just priming the pump for the rest of the date.


14 posted on 10/13/2023 11:26:02 AM PDT by shotgun
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To: dynachrome

If she’ll slurp down 48 globs of slime-on-the-halfshell, she shouldn’t have any trouble with slurping on something else.

Jus’ sayin’ ...


15 posted on 10/13/2023 11:26:33 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Jamestown1630

Article says $15/dozen


16 posted on 10/13/2023 11:26:42 AM PDT by pnz1 ("These people have gone stone-cold crazy")
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To: dynachrome

That restaurant is pricey. Ate there once.


17 posted on 10/13/2023 11:27:03 AM PDT by Fledermaus (It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
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To: dynachrome

yup!!!

304!! RUN!!!


18 posted on 10/13/2023 11:27:19 AM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: dynachrome
48 oysters plus dinner, yikes!

You would not want that going poop in your house the next day! You would have to evacuate.

19 posted on 10/13/2023 11:27:53 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Scott from the Left Coast

She’s a pig… Pretty much


20 posted on 10/13/2023 11:27:56 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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