Posted on 10/13/2023 11:18:23 AM PDT by dynachrome
A woman has gone viral after noisily slurping down 48 oysters at a Georgia restaurant while out on a first date.
The woman, who goes by the name EquanaB on TikTok, revealed in a video [warning: graphic language] that she met up with her date at Fontaine's Oyster House in Atlanta. She proceeded to order four dozen oysters and noisily knocked them back during the dinner - that's where it all started to go wrong.
While waiting for her date to come out of the bathroom, the woman was angered to learn that he had left the restaurant - in apparent disgust over her insatiable appetite for shellfish.
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Once she finished the 48 oysters, the women ordered crab cakes and red-skinned potatoes, which she said were a 'ten out of ten.'
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At least not while mama is awake. Definitely Sneak in the Back Door Material.
He didn’t, though.
He went to the bathroom and then bailed.
Smart man!
How to eat oysters on the half shell:
1. Pick up the shell
2. Slide the oyster into the trash
(j/k. I actually like smoked oysters out of a tin.)
Power eater “Raina “ on YouTube does more than that as an appetizer before eating 6 entrees and the whole dessert cart
I had a first time date with a travel nurse many years ago and she was so proud to tell me all about sushi because she was an expert! She gave a rapid fire order and it turned out to be sushi for 6 people.
She was so embarrassed, insisted upon paying for and taking the extra; then I’m pretty sure was too embarrassed to return my requests for another date. Oh, well.
So six oysters is about three ounces which is 69 calories.
48 of them would be 552 mostly protein calories which would not be bad for a meal if she stopped there.
But when you add in all the rest of it she really did eat quite a bit. Now our teen could eat that, have desert and not gain a pound but he is an active boy.
It wasn’t the oysters that had the man fleeing. You’re a fat nasty lip-sticked egotistical over dressed pig. How frickin’ rude of her to be on her stupid phone the whole “date” knowing full well she was nothing but a dinner whore.
I have walked on on dates for taking phone calls or texts. If she is not going to pay any attention to me on the first date, she will ignore you the rest of her life. Ech. What a pig.
Yep...Tiffany is on there. A new category is warranted.
I wonder if this is even true. The video...which I quickly skimmed through...I never saw the guy. Is he in the video?
And then the entire time she is videoing her food as she eats. That’s not a normal date (whether it was cheap food or she wasn’t slurping)...that is reason alone to leave. So my guess is this is 100% fake for views.
“the crazy/hot matrix”
She blew the equation out of the mathematical universe. There would be some complicated calculus to figure out how such a nasty piece of work made it in to so high on the crazy part of the matrix. Maybe quantum entanglement.
Everyone knows Tik Tok is extreme click bait. Please refrain from spewing racial hatred on Free Republic. That’s not what Freepers are about - we’re liberty loving Americans
Equanna…Atlanta…
YUCK. She doesn’t even look human. Fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake contact lenses, fake skin via spackled on makeup. Blech.
And that was *before* the shell-bye date.
The guy saved himself a life of misery and a ton of headaches by cutting out on the first date.
$15 doz.....
Attention whore gets attention...film at 11.
A ghettopotamus in training........
Run!
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