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F-35 Found By School Teacher (Safe and Effective Satire)
9/18/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/18/2023 3:41:48 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

A school teacher in rural South Carolina has found the missing Marine Corp F-35 that went missing on a routine training mission.

The school teacher (name withheld under national security rules) was aware of a missing F-35 by the image spotted on a milk carton at school.

The school teacher was alerted to the presence of the F-35 when she bumped into something on the way to her vehicle when going home after school. She couldn't see anything but kept bumping into something blocking the way to the car. After feeling around it became apparent that the object was large and solid but could not be seen but felt like a F-35.

After the Marines were called, the Stealth mode was turned off, it was verified that the object was in fact the missing F-35. The Marines were issued several citations for the F-35 being in the school parking lot illegally.

The school teacher is expected to receive the $100 reward for finding the F-35, a citation from the Marine Corps Commandant and a hug and sniff from President Biden.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Education; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn; yawn

1 posted on 09/18/2023 3:41:48 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

You think the Fighter is Stealth? Try to see the money it took to builded it!!


2 posted on 09/18/2023 3:49:45 PM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

It got a call to phone home and return to the chip set home and the chi coms. Either that or it defected for a better deal with a team that wants to win.


3 posted on 09/18/2023 4:37:22 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Procrastination is just a form of defiance)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Clever story line... and I enjoyed your humor!


4 posted on 09/18/2023 4:44:42 PM PDT by RCFlyer
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Cute.


5 posted on 09/18/2023 4:44:44 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Hahahahah!


6 posted on 09/18/2023 5:09:48 PM PDT by ducttape45 (Proverbs 14:34, "Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people.")
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To: RetiredTexasVet
F-35 by the image spotted on a milk carton at school.

I got suspicious about here.

7 posted on 09/18/2023 5:15:19 PM PDT by Delta 21 (If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I checked... NOT the BB. Whew!


8 posted on 09/18/2023 6:31:17 PM PDT by egfowler3 (Kung Flu, today's Hypochondriacal psychosis (aka: Delusional parasitosis))
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