Posted on 08/25/2023 5:22:28 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
POINCIANA, Fla. — Going for a stroll through the neighborhood is one thing. Doing so naked, and disrupting neighbors, is another.
The Osceola County Sheriff's Office says 23-year-old Giovanni Alcaraz rang multiple doorbells and tried to break into homes in a Poinciana neighborhood Monday night, leaving explicit surprises on some of the doorbell cams.
"He's waving his fanny at the door," Osceola County Sheriff Marco Lopez said.
Lopez says at least two homeowners called the police.
"Somebody happens to look at their ring door camera and says, 'there's somebody naked in front of my house,'" Lopez said.
Lopez says after hearing the lights and sirens, Alcaraz took off running away from deputies, apparently attempting parkour while trying to get away.
"He's jumping fences, he's running, he's ground crawling in the bushes, combat crawling, trying to get away," Lopez said.
Sheriff Lopez says when deputies found Alcaraz, he put up a fight. So much so that he had to be hit with a stun gun twice to be arrested.
"It doesn't surprise me. This is Florida. We've seen a lot of crazy things," he said.
Alcaraz is now facing charges of exposure of sexual organs and resisting arrest.
He's also now fully dressed in a jail jumpsuit.
Florida man..
I’m surprised he didn’t have an encounter with an armed homeowner.
rock salted fanny is a small town dish that the bigger city folks should try. only once to a customer and it will catch on quickly.
Did he want to play with his dingaling? (Apologies to Chuck Berry)
Ha.
Heard once long ago....
Soldier, one of his two hands on a rifle:
This is my rifle.
I called it my gun.
This is for shooting.
This is for fun.
Much later heard it was in Full Metal Jacket which I actually never saw.
In some places that'd be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
Double dose of loco when you mix Italian and Mexican.
Bath Salts with his lasagna again! //
Supply of Florida Men at large reduced to 232,192.
The headline is missing the “Florida man” tag.
I hope that he didn’t use his dingaling to ring those doorbell!
I don't think they're going away anytime soon... ;O)
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