[Still Thinking]

Did he want to play with his dingaling? (Apologies to Chuck Berry)

[frank ballenger]

Ha.

Heard once long ago....

Soldier, one of his two hands on a rifle:

This is my rifle.
I called it my gun.
This is for shooting.
This is for fun.

Much later heard it was in Full Metal Jacket which I actually never saw.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I hope that he didn’t use his dingaling to ring those doorbell!