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Secret Service Says They Are Unable To Identify Man Meeting With Oligarchs In Oval Office Under Alias 'Robert L. Peters'
The Bee ^ | Aug 18, 2023

Posted on 08/18/2023 3:52:57 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

Despite launching an extensive investigation and having access to visitor logs of everyone who enters or exits the room, Secret Service agents have announced they are unable to identify the individual who has been meeting with foreign oligarchs in the Oval Office under the name "Robert L. Peters."

"We simply cannot offer any answers as to who this person may be," said Agent Sean Kellar, who led the investigation. "We know that emails calling the meetings were sent from President Biden's personal computer and from inside the Oval Office, but anything beyond that is simply speculation at this point. It's a true conundrum."

Members of the intelligence community initially raised questions after noticing a series of electronic communications originating from inside the West Wing of the White House. The emails reportedly contained highly suspicious conversations about potential deals with foreign governments and international business firms and offered favors in return for large financial payments. "Though they contain frequent use of the word ‘malarkey' and references to ice cream, there are no clues that may lead us to the whereabouts of this ‘Robert L. Peters,'" Agent Kellar explained.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Education; History
KEYWORDS: pedopeter
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I'm sure it's unimportant.
1 posted on 08/18/2023 3:52:57 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

I’m sure it was just a friendly meeting and nothing to do with national security, bribes or Biden surrendering sovereignty to the WHO or WEF.


2 posted on 08/18/2023 3:56:29 PM PDT by BipolarBob (My urologist Dr. I. P. Freeley helped me and he can help you too.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Well now it makes sense that they were threatened by a 75-year-old 300 pound, 5 foot four man that could barely walk.

The Secret Service of today has no idea what’s going on in their immediate vicinity

Apparently, a man in a wheelchair could take out six or seven Secret Service agents today.


3 posted on 08/18/2023 3:56:46 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Ruling class noticed our total lack of pushback on Covid & no trial jailed Jan 6 protesters.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Love it!


4 posted on 08/18/2023 3:57:20 PM PDT by Joann37
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To: NoLibZone

The SS sound like b*tches.


5 posted on 08/18/2023 3:58:27 PM PDT by dadgum (Enough!)
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To: Navy Patriot

It All Makes Sense Now: Joe Biden’s Crooked Business Pseudonym Was “Robert L. Peters” - And Hunter Used “Pedo Peter” Name for His Father on His Phone

https://www.allsides.com/news/2023-08-18-0722/politics-it-all-makes-sense-now-joe-bidens-crooked-business-pseudonym-was


6 posted on 08/18/2023 3:59:48 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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To: Navy Patriot
Well, ask the prosecutors.

I mean . . . . they know what President Trump thinks, they certainly know who visited the White House.

. . . and y'know what?

I'll jus' BET'cha' they know who had it and where the coke came from.

We're wasting a valuable asset using these seers to falsely accuse the legitimate President when their talents would be so much better used solving actual crimes.

7 posted on 08/18/2023 4:00:50 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true . . . I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Damn Bee got me again.


8 posted on 08/18/2023 4:01:05 PM PDT by stockpirate (Where Justice Ends Tyranny Begins...Repression Breeds Violence")
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To: All

Was Robert the coke head?


9 posted on 08/18/2023 4:01:06 PM PDT by escapefromboston (Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations, entangling alliances with none.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Stung....


10 posted on 08/18/2023 4:02:26 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Responsibility2nd
It All Makes Sense Now...

Apparently, you are correct.

Thanks for the update!

11 posted on 08/18/2023 4:02:39 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: stockpirate
Damn Bee got me again.

Well, it's the only fully accurate Western hard news source I have.

I have yet to get stung.

12 posted on 08/18/2023 4:07:01 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

13 posted on 08/18/2023 4:07:23 PM PDT by EasySt (Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see. #MAGA-AaA)
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To: escapefromboston

Nope, he is Coke Head’s dad.


14 posted on 08/18/2023 4:08:40 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Ask Barney Fife to investigate.


15 posted on 08/18/2023 4:11:36 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: Navy Patriot

Clearly a bald face lie. Otherwise, Secret Service is admitting that people can walk into the oval office meet with the president and they have no idea who he is. If that’s the case, how can they assess whether or not that person is a threat? Effing liars.


16 posted on 08/18/2023 4:14:29 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
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To: EasySt

That makes perfect sense.


17 posted on 08/18/2023 4:16:32 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: EasySt

Yep, Pedo Peter, the Sniffer!


18 posted on 08/18/2023 4:17:06 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

This was almost not satire at all...


19 posted on 08/18/2023 4:17:19 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: DesertRhino

You are correct in your comments, however, ridicule is also allowed in a Bee thread, if you care to use it on the “Secret” Service.


20 posted on 08/18/2023 4:23:01 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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