Posted on 08/18/2023 3:52:57 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
Despite launching an extensive investigation and having access to visitor logs of everyone who enters or exits the room, Secret Service agents have announced they are unable to identify the individual who has been meeting with foreign oligarchs in the Oval Office under the name "Robert L. Peters."
"We simply cannot offer any answers as to who this person may be," said Agent Sean Kellar, who led the investigation. "We know that emails calling the meetings were sent from President Biden's personal computer and from inside the Oval Office, but anything beyond that is simply speculation at this point. It's a true conundrum."
Members of the intelligence community initially raised questions after noticing a series of electronic communications originating from inside the West Wing of the White House. The emails reportedly contained highly suspicious conversations about potential deals with foreign governments and international business firms and offered favors in return for large financial payments. "Though they contain frequent use of the word ‘malarkey' and references to ice cream, there are no clues that may lead us to the whereabouts of this ‘Robert L. Peters,'" Agent Kellar explained.
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I’m sure it was just a friendly meeting and nothing to do with national security, bribes or Biden surrendering sovereignty to the WHO or WEF.
Well now it makes sense that they were threatened by a 75-year-old 300 pound, 5 foot four man that could barely walk.
The Secret Service of today has no idea what’s going on in their immediate vicinity
Apparently, a man in a wheelchair could take out six or seven Secret Service agents today.
Love it!
The SS sound like b*tches.
It All Makes Sense Now: Joe Biden’s Crooked Business Pseudonym Was “Robert L. Peters” - And Hunter Used “Pedo Peter” Name for His Father on His Phone
I mean . . . . they know what President Trump thinks, they certainly know who visited the White House.
. . . and y'know what?
I'll jus' BET'cha' they know who had it and where the coke came from.
We're wasting a valuable asset using these seers to falsely accuse the legitimate President when their talents would be so much better used solving actual crimes.
Damn Bee got me again.
Was Robert the coke head?
Stung....
Apparently, you are correct.
Thanks for the update!
Well, it's the only fully accurate Western hard news source I have.
I have yet to get stung.
Nope, he is Coke Head’s dad.
Ask Barney Fife to investigate.
Clearly a bald face lie. Otherwise, Secret Service is admitting that people can walk into the oval office meet with the president and they have no idea who he is. If that’s the case, how can they assess whether or not that person is a threat? Effing liars.
That makes perfect sense.
Yep, Pedo Peter, the Sniffer!
This was almost not satire at all...
You are correct in your comments, however, ridicule is also allowed in a Bee thread, if you care to use it on the “Secret” Service.
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