[Navy Patriot]

I'm sure it's unimportant.

[BipolarBob]

I’m sure it was just a friendly meeting and nothing to do with national security, bribes or Biden surrendering sovereignty to the WHO or WEF.

[NoLibZone]

Well now it makes sense that they were threatened by a 75-year-old 300 pound, 5 foot four man that could barely walk.

The Secret Service of today has no idea what’s going on in their immediate vicinity

Apparently, a man in a wheelchair could take out six or seven Secret Service agents today.

[Joann37]

Love it!

[Responsibility2nd]

It All Makes Sense Now: Joe Biden’s Crooked Business Pseudonym Was “Robert L. Peters” - And Hunter Used “Pedo Peter” Name for His Father on His Phone

https://www.allsides.com/news/2023-08-18-0722/politics-it-all-makes-sense-now-joe-bidens-crooked-business-pseudonym-was

[knarf]

Well, ask the prosecutors.

I mean . . . . they know what President Trump thinks, they certainly know who visited the White House.

. . . and y'know what?

I'll jus' BET'cha' they know who had it and where the coke came from.

We're wasting a valuable asset using these seers to falsely accuse the legitimate President when their talents would be so much better used solving actual crimes.

[stockpirate]

Damn Bee got me again.

[escapefromboston]

Was Robert the coke head?

[Sacajaweau]

Stung....

[Mark]

Ask Barney Fife to investigate.

[DesertRhino]

Clearly a bald face lie. Otherwise, Secret Service is admitting that people can walk into the oval office meet with the president and they have no idea who he is. If that’s the case, how can they assess whether or not that person is a threat? Effing liars.

[DouglasKC]

This was almost not satire at all...

[citizen]

I told myself “This has got to be the Bee”....but these days with this regime and this SS, ya never know.

[Lurker]

Then fire the entire Senior leadership of the Secret Service.

Every last one.

L

[x]

Could it have been Robert Peter Williams, a.k.a “Robert Guillaume”? He was a governor for a while, I think.

[21twelve]

“We simply cannot offer any answers as to who this person may be,” said Agent Sean Kellar...”

Must be related to Helen Keller and the name got messed up at Ellis Island.

[CFW]

Babylon Bee nails it once again.

[MayflowerMadam]

I fell for this until I got to “malarkey” and “ice cream”. Then I knew I’d been stung by The Bee.

[depressed in 06]

Does the Secret Services say if Sniffer was there?

[crazyhorse691]

So sad that I am so jaded by todays ultra politicial landscape that I was about to start trying to verify the story. Then I blinked as my brain yelled at me to reread the article. Excellent article and excellent satire.

[bethelgrad]

I get fooled almost everytime I see a Bee headline