𝙊𝙈𝙂!!! 𝙇𝘼𝙕𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙕 𝘿𝙄𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏!!!!

7/22/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

[CaptainPhilFan]

Wuz he vack sin ated? Cause you know. Sorry I never got to barbie Q wid datguy. FReeper frendz r 4evah. Luv you like a brudder frum somebody else’s mudder.

But seriesly, take care of yo dang self because this is hugh. I mean it like cheese.

[P.O.E.]

Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox (If I Die)

[griffin]

I’d say something, but when your dead you will forget it. And when I die, i’ll forget it.

So whats the use? Everything is vanity.

[gitmo]

He should have stuned his bieber.

[TianaHighrider]

Cheers 🍻
Glad you are still alive and kicking.
And still in the good fight.
Hugs.
And shots of Bourbon too.
You sure know how to get someone’s attention.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Another one that fell victim to Suddenly…shaking meh head.

[GOPJ]

Laz was one of a kind - a great freeper. He’ll be missed. Prayers for him and his loved ones...

[umbagi]

Were you vaxxed?

[jy8z]

So...are you in heaven?

[Slings and Arrows]

You two should have a lot to talk about.

[Slings and Arrows]

> May Flights of Angles sing thee to thy rest! Rip Laz!

Acute Angles, I hope.

[Jess Kitting]

And live every day as if it were your last.

. . . someday you will be right. (Steve Jobs)

[Darksheare]

May all come to know the true power of the coffee.

[Pajamajan]

""So...are you in heaven?"

He's haunting FR.

👻

[Candor7]

To the Great Hero of the Taz, Sir Lazamataz the Magnificent.

LAZAMATAZ'S UNTIMELY PASSING WAS DENIED AT FIRST.

Why?

Laz's next of kin could not believe that he had passed at first!

All they found in his bed was an empty red speedo swim suit , his hair and fingernails , he having attained the great transformation of the body into spiritual energy upon passing.

He was much admired by punters the world over. He was both famous and infamous for his ability to engage all types of female humans and also female aliens from other space times who posed as democrats,often converting them to Genuine Patriots using his skills of the tryst.

Yet Laz was very meek about his native talent while his confreres would nod and wink, exclaiming, "Laz would hit it!"

Consequently LAZ established a standard of acceptance and a relatable standard of beauty concerning all issues involving photographs of femmes fatal, establishing a NOT GUILTY standard which was absolutely independent of whatever issue was at hand. Therefore Laz exemplified Great Compassion for his fellow human beings and accepted them regardess of their public stigma.

FR will surely miss Laz, there was only one like him, while the goddesses attend his transition into a poignant afterlife, we are sure that Laz's adventures will continue beyond this mortal coil.

Upon Laz meeting his female guardian goddess, she was heard to exclaim, "Do not be in fear Laz, we are going to a wonderful place,where you can surely hit it, ALL NIGHT LONG!"

So now Laz dwells in that great up beyond, wearing the primordial smile of a genuine FR warrior.BUt yet People have seen him come here again for temporary sojourns in order to finish various uncompleted tasks, so he is a now also a traveller between worlds.

You never know when you might see him once again. So childen be good for Heaven's Sakes !

Laz's Guardian Angel:

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit that.

[Candor7]

I expected no less !

[MomwithHope]

Is this some sort of pre-opus thread???

Laz you are a treasure and will be missed.

[Kartographer]

Everyone don’t be fooled by that IMPOSTOR! I have it on good authority that Laz is alive and doing very well and living in Thailand as the owner of a fast-growing chain of Trans strip clubs in southeast Asia ‘Long Gong Wangs’. I sent him a massage about this report of his demies and his assistant of Operations Dr. Noel Wood that the real ‘Laz’ would be online within an hour to get things set straight. Though my understanding it is often difficult for Laz to know what time it is due to the establishment’s patrons’ habit of stealing the long hands off the to take as souvenirs.

[silent_jonny]

Laz, for what it's worth, the thread title was a kick in the guts. And I don't even know you personally.

Be well, brother.