LAZAMATAZ'S UNTIMELY PASSING WAS DENIED AT FIRST.
Why?
Laz's next of kin could not believe that he had passed at first!
All they found in his bed was an empty red speedo swim suit , his hair and fingernails , he having attained the great transformation of the body into spiritual energy upon passing.
He was much admired by punters the world over. He was both famous and infamous for his ability to engage all types of female humans and also female aliens from other space times who posed as democrats,often converting them to Genuine Patriots using his skills of the tryst.
Yet Laz was very meek about his native talent while his confreres would nod and wink, exclaiming, "Laz would hit it!"
Consequently LAZ established a standard of acceptance and a relatable standard of beauty concerning all issues involving photographs of femmes fatal, establishing a NOT GUILTY standard which was absolutely independent of whatever issue was at hand. Therefore Laz exemplified Great Compassion for his fellow human beings and accepted them regardess of their public stigma.
FR will surely miss Laz, there was only one like him, while the goddesses attend his transition into a poignant afterlife, we are sure that Laz's adventures will continue beyond this mortal coil.
Upon Laz meeting his female guardian goddess, she was heard to exclaim, "Do not be in fear Laz, we are going to a wonderful place,where you can surely hit it, ALL NIGHT LONG!"
So now Laz dwells in that great up beyond, wearing the primordial smile of a genuine FR warrior.BUt yet People have seen him come here again for temporary sojourns in order to finish various uncompleted tasks, so he is a now also a traveller between worlds.
You never know when you might see him once again. So childen be good for Heaven's Sakes !
Laz's Guardian Angel:
