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πππ!!! ππΌππΌππΌππΌπ πΏπππΏ πππππππ!!!!
7/22/2023
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
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Personally, Laz meant a lot to me. He'd routinely crack me up or make me think differently. I will miss him greatly.
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Damn. I had 100.00 riding on tonight.
2
posted on
07/22/2023 8:12:16 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Lazamataz
I will pray for the repose of your soul tonight.
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:13:26 PM PDT
by
joma89
(Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
To: Lazamataz
Where is Humblegunner when you need him.
4
posted on
07/22/2023 8:13:43 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
To: McGruff
Why you you ever need him?
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:15:03 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: Lazamataz
Dude. I came *this* close to cardiac infarction when I read that.
Glad to know you're still with us :-)
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:15:24 PM PDT
by
Ciaphas Cain
(#notmypedophile)
To: Lazamataz
I can only hope you’re resting in peace... lazy-boy, couch...
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:15:25 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: Lazamataz
Rumors of your death have been greatly exaggerated. :)
8
posted on
07/22/2023 8:15:30 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(The worst thing about censorship is ββββ β ββββββ βββββββ βββ ββββββ ββ ββββββββ. FJB.)
To: Lazamataz
So ends the hitting.
Sad. Very sad.
Knocked himself out.
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:15:38 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:16:03 PM PDT
by
hardspunned
(Former DC GOP globalist stooge)
To: Lazamataz
I’m sorry to hear of your death. Now Democrat women (as in Ugly women) will no longer have anyone to ‘consort’ with.
12
posted on
07/22/2023 8:16:05 PM PDT
by
BobL
(Trump has all the right Enemies; DeSantis has all the wrong Friends)
To: Larry Lucido
Damn. I had 100.00 riding on tonight.I know. I'll be by tomorrow to collect.
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:16:37 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:16:39 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(ποΈ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars βοΈ, aka every man)
To: Lazamataz
Aw, Laz. He was a pal. So much fun.
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:16:53 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Reliable, punctual, trained. "Staff stand.")
To: Lazamataz
Without the conributions of Mr. Mataz, this place would come to a screeching grinding halt.
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:16:55 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:17:24 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
( what is scarier than offensive words? Not being able to say them. )
To: Lazamataz
Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:17:26 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(πΊπΈ)
To: Lazamataz
Well Laz, when you gotta go...
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:18:06 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: BobL; Lazamataz
Rumors of Laz’s death are mildly exaggerated.
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posted on
07/22/2023 8:18:09 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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