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7/22/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz

First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.

Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).

But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?

No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.

So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!

Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321

Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.


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Personally, Laz meant a lot to me. He'd routinely crack me up or make me think differently. I will miss him greatly.
1 posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Damn. I had 100.00 riding on tonight.


2 posted on 07/22/2023 8:12:16 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Lazamataz

I will pray for the repose of your soul tonight.


3 posted on 07/22/2023 8:13:26 PM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: Lazamataz
Where is Humblegunner when you need him.
4 posted on 07/22/2023 8:13:43 PM PDT by McGruff (Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
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To: McGruff

Why you you ever need him?


5 posted on 07/22/2023 8:15:03 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: Lazamataz
Dude. I came *this* close to cardiac infarction when I read that.

Glad to know you're still with us :-)

6 posted on 07/22/2023 8:15:24 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (#notmypedophile)
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To: Lazamataz

I can only hope you’re resting in peace... lazy-boy, couch...


7 posted on 07/22/2023 8:15:25 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Lazamataz

Rumors of your death have been greatly exaggerated. :)


8 posted on 07/22/2023 8:15:30 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ. FJB.)
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To: Lazamataz

So ends the hitting.

Sad. Very sad.

Knocked himself out.


9 posted on 07/22/2023 8:15:30 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything)
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Thought you would want to know.


10 posted on 07/22/2023 8:15:38 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’d prefer this

https://youtu.be/GNXFyrQ6smU


11 posted on 07/22/2023 8:16:03 PM PDT by hardspunned (Former DC GOP globalist stooge)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m sorry to hear of your death. Now Democrat women (as in Ugly women) will no longer have anyone to ‘consort’ with.


12 posted on 07/22/2023 8:16:05 PM PDT by BobL (Trump has all the right Enemies; DeSantis has all the wrong Friends)
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To: Larry Lucido
Damn. I had 100.00 riding on tonight.

I know. I'll be by tomorrow to collect.

13 posted on 07/22/2023 8:16:37 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: Lazamataz
"You can't believe a word that people say."

Willie Nelson - Still Not Dead (Official Video)

14 posted on 07/22/2023 8:16:39 PM PDT by Ezekiel (πŸ†˜οΈ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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To: Lazamataz

Aw, Laz. He was a pal. So much fun.


15 posted on 07/22/2023 8:16:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Reliable, punctual, trained. "Staff stand.")
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To: Lazamataz

Without the conributions of Mr. Mataz, this place would come to a screeching grinding halt.


16 posted on 07/22/2023 8:16:55 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Lazamataz

I would hit it.


17 posted on 07/22/2023 8:17:24 PM PDT by CJ Wolf ( what is scarier than offensive words? Not being able to say them. )
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To: Lazamataz
Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.
18 posted on 07/22/2023 8:17:26 PM PDT by NautiNurse (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ)
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To: Lazamataz

Well Laz, when you gotta go...


19 posted on 07/22/2023 8:18:06 PM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: BobL; Lazamataz

Rumors of Laz’s death are mildly exaggerated.


20 posted on 07/22/2023 8:18:09 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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