There is even word going around that Trump may have had a hand in the murder of Abel.
(Notice the rock in this picture, and recall that Trump once called former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson "dumb as a rock". Coincidence?)
Posted on 07/19/2023 1:22:07 PM PDT by servo1969
LAS VEGAS — The infamous unsolved murder of rapper Tupac Shakur on the streets of Las Vegas, once thought to be a hit by the Southside Crips, is now believed to be the work of none other than former President Donald J. Trump, who authorities believe acted alone. Trump has been indicted for the murder.
A charge of murder in the first degree was brought by Special Counsel Jack Smith. "Tupac was murdered on Flamingo Road, less than two miles from where Trump Hotel later opened in 2017," he said. "Coincidence? I think not!"
Authorities now believe Trump fired a Glock .40-caliber pistol from the backseat of a white Cadillac while also somehow driving it. The rapper was struck four times in the chest and rushed to a hospital where he later succumbed to his wounds.
This marks the 3rd time Trump has been indicted in the last few months, clearly marking him as a public menace who should not be on the streets.
"Trump is a monster," Special Counsel Smith said. "I'll feel much safer when he's off the streets. What if he comes after Post Malone, next? Not on my watch!"
At publishing time, Trump's poll numbers had grown another 12% in response to the news.
that’s believable..
“I dug a yuge grave, you’ll never find it.. he’s under my glorious building in new york. You’ll never know which one. Its a very nice yuge building.”
Can President Trump prove he was nowhere near the Whitechapel district of London in 1888?
I can top that.
My brother, a flaming leftist with sheer, white hot hatred for Trump and anything Republican, actually thinks Trump murdered Jeffery Epstein. Lured Epstein from his island to New York in order to set him up to get arrested, placed in a cell, so that Trump can have him murdered.
Why? According to my brother, the both of them were the absolute best of friends. And when Epsteins house of cards began to collapse, Trump had Epstein killed to cover up Trump’s involvement in child rape and trafficking. Yes, he actually believes all this.
On a grassy knoll in Dallas
It sounds like something Jack Smith and Adam Shit would try to pull off.
The article neglected to mention that the two packs were of Bud Light.
He has a very good alibi for that. On the day Amelia’s plane disappeared, he was in Berlin, Germany, colluding with Hitler.
😅
Shot Lincoln and kidnapped the Lindberg baby too.
Trump has also been seen creeping around Whitecastle at night holding a scalpel.
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4169091/posts
“Donald Trump reportedly hired Gilgo Beach murders suspect Rex Heuermann for $205K project”
Babylon Bee is too close to the mark most of the time. We are almost at the point to where Trump is the one responsible for the sinking of the Titanic as well as being the actual “Jack the Ripper”.
Soon, children are going to be responding “Trump did it” when accused of any misdeed!
Best headline ever!
🤣😂🤣😂
“Trump Indicted For Murder Of Tupac”
I do remember Trump saying that Tupac’s music wasn’t ‘uplifting’ to the black community. Since we all know that statement is about as RACIST as possible, one would have conclude that Trump is likely the person who murdered him, since it is not much of stretch to go from that statement to actually killing a person.
So, TIME FOR A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR!!!!
Attorney Genital Garland and Special Persecutor Smith also announced that a parachute, a dress shirt with “Dan Cooper” printed on the tail, and an unspecified amount of $20 bills were discovered at Mar-A-Lago in late June.
Trump’s been real busy since he took out Bonnie and Clyde.
Don’t think these cretins didn’t think about it!
I knew Rasputin would come up with something to charge President Trump with.
He would have if it had been diet coke. :)
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