Posted on 07/19/2023 1:22:07 PM PDT by servo1969
LAS VEGAS — The infamous unsolved murder of rapper Tupac Shakur on the streets of Las Vegas, once thought to be a hit by the Southside Crips, is now believed to be the work of none other than former President Donald J. Trump, who authorities believe acted alone. Trump has been indicted for the murder.
A charge of murder in the first degree was brought by Special Counsel Jack Smith. "Tupac was murdered on Flamingo Road, less than two miles from where Trump Hotel later opened in 2017," he said. "Coincidence? I think not!"
Authorities now believe Trump fired a Glock .40-caliber pistol from the backseat of a white Cadillac while also somehow driving it. The rapper was struck four times in the chest and rushed to a hospital where he later succumbed to his wounds.
This marks the 3rd time Trump has been indicted in the last few months, clearly marking him as a public menace who should not be on the streets.
"Trump is a monster," Special Counsel Smith said. "I'll feel much safer when he's off the streets. What if he comes after Post Malone, next? Not on my watch!"
At publishing time, Trump's poll numbers had grown another 12% in response to the news.
LOL !
Special Counsel Smith needs to get to the bottom of Trump’s involvement in the DISAPPEARANCE OF JIMMY HOFFA.
Case FINALLY solved!
Just wait til he’s indicted for murdering JonBenet Ramsey, can they prove he was in Boulder at the time
Off topic but relevant I think......how biden didn’t try to blame hunters Whitehouse coke on Trump really does amaze me.
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He blamed it on the black tenants before. Biden said you know how they are, always doing drugs.
One of the best BB satire pieces ever!
LOL
LOL!
If the jury is in Washington DC, they will convict President Trump of CAUSING the end of the Earth / Globull Warming because President Trump continues to breathe.
Not to mention his connection to the murder of Abe Lincoln.
He also buried Jimmy Hoffa’s body.
I KNEW it!!!
I just KNEW it was him!!!!!
When they jail him, maybe he’ll reveal where he buried Natalee Holloway.
That doesn’t make sense. They were both East Coast. Biggie too...
I’m sure a Washington DC grand jury is certain of his involvement of (insert anything here).
“What if he comes after Post Malone, next?”
Meh, I’ve always been more of a Pre Malone fan myself.
Where was Trump when Amelia Earhart’s plane disappeared...
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